How Asian Parents went to School

How Asian Parents went to School

Andy Yeet · 2026 · Online Co-Op, Multiplayer, Comedy, Psychological Horror, Funny

PC
Mixed61% · 57
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About How Asian Parents went to School

Reach School, Alive (Optional)Join 3 friends to relive the legendary journey your parents bragged about. Climb vertical mountains, survive a highly questionable commute, and get to class before the bell rings. School attendance is mandatory. Survival isn't. Get to school or bring shame to your family.Face the Bear Who Identifies as a CatHumans love cats, but this one isn’t exactly a cat. It's a cat mask wearing bear that screams 'Meow' at players, spits on them, and oh yeah- has a literal flamethrower in his mouth.The "Cat" is Back for more Friendly GamesThe bear is back for a friendly game of Freeze Tag. Except if everyone freezes, you die. So rely on friends to unfreeze you. Then survive a totally fair snowball fight with the same bear.Let Your Anger Out on Your FriendsFed up with Tablo Escobar's 1,700+ unique lines of insulting dialogue? You can always use your buddies as stress relief punching bags.Chill...Take a break from the trauma. Admire the satisfying scenery, listen to the peaceful birds, and forget about the danger for a minute.Features :
  • Online 1-4 Player Co-op & Offline Solo Play
  • Proximity Voice Chat
  • Tablo Escobar - Your personal bully with 1,700+ dialogues
  • 9 “Sus” Collectibles with satisfying sound effects
  • Cat Mask Wearing Bear who spits on players
  • Snowball Fight - totally not rigged
  • Freeze Tag - if everyone freezes, everyone dies
  • The Crow Taxi - very questionable ride

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Not recommended Aug 28, 2026
this game made me feel things even brawlhalla and siege couldnt do. id rather starve myself for 3 weeks then play this game again. DONT buy it
8 found this helpful
Not recommended Aug 27, 2026
im so glad i could be like my dad
5 found this helpful
Not recommended Aug 28, 2026
even a masochist would hate this game recommended for people with mental illnesses
3 found this helpful
Not recommended Aug 28, 2026
game wont even load bro 🥀
3 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 29, 2026
Goofy fun game with your friends! True Asian is asking for a bit too much (health on enemies was crazy high) but playing it on easy still challenging and fun! For 5$ this is a fun journey for friends who want a strange unserious adventure. Also the insane amount of quality voice lines was funny. We spammed them and beat the whole game and still didn't hear them all XD.
Recommended Aug 29, 2026
Fun little game started on true asian difficulty turned it down when we had to fight 2 bears.

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