Howard Phillips Lovecar

the controls are just clunky and the car feels horrible to drive. also the achievements are asking WAYY too much i really dont wanna spend that much time on this game. i guess the games cheap

Howard Phillips Lovecar is an indie arcade title that thrives on its sheer absurdity. Developed by The Secret Pie and published by The Secret Pie alongside Kurki.games, the game takes the themes of cosmic horror and filters them through an energetic top-down shooter centered around a heavily armed car. Rather than focusing on narrative or atmospheric exploration, it throws players directly into a hostile wasteland where fanatical cultists are racing against the clock to unleash ancient beings upon the world. It is a premise that sounds like a joke at first, but the game commits wholeheartedly to its bizarre identity, and that commitment is what makes it memorable. The gameplay revolves around speed, destruction, and survival. Players are tasked with driving across an open desert environment while eliminating cultists before their rituals succeed. Every enemy encounter carries a sense of urgency because failure means facing increasingly dangerous cosmic creatures that emerge from beyond reality itself. The controls are easy to grasp, allowing newcomers to jump into the action almost immediately, but surviving for extended periods requires quick reflexes and a solid understanding of…

fun game albeit there's little to do and it got stale quickly i recommend it its fun please make howard phillips lovecar 2 i would pay 30 dollars for it

Don't waste your money on this. The only thing about this game that's good is the price - it's cheap. Everything else is at best mid. [list] [*]Controls? Clunky [*]Levels? Do nothing [*]Safehouses? More like deathtraps [*]Enemies can spawn on you (literally) [*]Random crashes [/list] And these are just some things that annoyed me while playing

Plain and simple, the game doesn't work. I can sit in the menu, no problem. But once I start playing, it crashes after 3 seconds. Every single time. I've commented on community posts from the developer about troubleshooting, and no response. I've spent more time trying to fix this game than I have actually playing, and I give up.

Its kinda fun