Lana and the Milking Table

I actually ended up enjoying this more than I expected. Yes, it’s very short, and there’s essentially no gameplay or choices—aside from selecting “No,” which immediately ends the game. But honestly? The hour I spent with it was fun. I’ve always liked the odd situations the MC finds themselves in with adult visual novels, and the milking-table scenario in a massage parlour was entertaining and different. The writing is genuinely erotic, and the graphics look good. The animations are definitely on the jerky side, but they didn’t really take away from the experience. I picked it up at 50% off and felt it was worth the price. If you know what you’re getting into and just want a short, sexy VN, this one delivers.

Lana and the Milking Table is about an hour long scene of a guy that goes to get a special massage where a beautiful masseuse and her friends have a field day with the guy's ♥♥♥♥. Considering my unhealthy obsession with ♥♥♥♥ and the fact this story is pretty much about jerking, sucking, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a big beautiful ♥♥♥♥, it pains me greatly to downvote this. But I have to. The good is obvious. Big beautiful ♥♥♥♥. I can never get enough. Really, when I can't sleep, I don't count sheep, I count ♥♥♥♥♥. But the bad just turned me off and left me in a perpetual state of ickiness. Early on, you have a choice of sticking some metal bar into your urethra, or if you're like me and freaked the ♥♥♥♥ out, you can instead choose some weird ♥♥♥♥ ring thing that also plugs into your urethra. Now matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get that imagined pain out of my head. I actually ended up just quitting the game right after that and resuming the following day. I think I was traumatized. Anyhow, a little while later in the story, the girl starts licking the guy's ♥♥♥♥ and her tongue is just gross -- it looks like a long stick of strawberry Laffy Taffy -- and absolutely nothing about it is arous…

Feels very unpolished with missing gallery and achievements. There's hardly any real animations and even encountered an error right at the very end. I was expecting this game to be at least on par with Emma in the Library, but sadly it's quite disappointing.

Who knew that even humans can be cows?

Good times! Only under 2.5 hours, so short but sweet, I guess.

Updated review: For my money, this is one of the best adult titles on Steam. It is not a game, and it is not an adult novel as such. It's one long, amazing sexual massage with three gorgeously rendered women. I went through the whole thing again in about one hour last night, but I have also gone through it at a slower pace. And the first time I completed the game I was having such a good time that I think I had to return to the game several times. If you read my original review you'll see that I am huge fan of this dev and his artwork which has even been commissioned by other devs for their games. I highly recommend it, and I have returned to replay the game multiple times. Original review below: Hats off to the dev. These games are so beautifully rendered. So far I have had Valerie Strip, and that made me willing to go for Escape Ivy and Piper. Loved that so much I went back and played Valerie again. And after that, I needed to buy this game. And it delivered! You just want to ♥♥♥♥ these [spoiler]succubi[/spoiler]/babes over and over again. Great attention to detail. Not Shakespeare, not choose your own adventure, at least not really. But intense. And highly recommended. Will def…