Lord Of Terror

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This game is hilariously bad. You fight your way down the same hallway again and again as you meet up against naked demon cankle babies, skeletons, aliens, and other nonsense. Enemies immediately crowd you in and kill you, so that's fun. Also, this game has one of the worst menus I've ever seen, and that's saying something. All 'round it was a special kind of laughably bad.

Lord Of Terror is, well, extremely bad... this is some kind of student project or something, as far as I can tell, and the student not only failed but was expelled as a result of the deplorable quality of this "Game". It's a first person shooter where you just shoot blobby zombie things in a hallway. I don't think this is an asset flip, at least not completely, because many of the game assets look completely, laughably terrible. The developer produced this train wreck on their own, failing to hire professional staff, allocate sufficient budget, and other resources to the development of this game. This is a lot like trying to drive a car using only your feet. It can be done, perhaps, but it's almost certain to end in disaster. Trying to to the job wrong, without professional resources, on purpose, will not result in a product that has high value for gamers. This isn't Newgrounds or Itch, Steam is the big leagues and when developers put products onto the marketplace, they must consider that they are competing with games like Mass Effect, The Witcher 3, The Last of Us, and they must consider if what they are doing is good for gamers. Garbage like this is not good for gamers. …

Absolutely broken piece of garbage is the best and most straight forward way to describe this game. I am also going to refund it. One EURO is 20 times too expensive. It should be 5 cents. WHERE DO WE EVEN BEGIN??? The menu in the game when you boot it up is awful. What the hell is "Resolution 0" and "Resolution 1" The settings also reset every single time you die, so you haft to bump them up again constantly. Not that it makes any difference in this abomination of a game though. The cursor itself is glitched so it is hard to click the menus. I had a huge gigantic glitchy green mess of a cursor I had to use in order to even start the game. The actual game is even worse. Your character floats through the floor as if it was on a hoverpad or something. There is no crosshair, and the ADS sight is absolutely awful and un-useable. You dont even need ADS in this anyways. The gameplay consists of teleporting through a hallway 20 times in a row to fight a boss at the, when you kill him or he kills you it just takes you straight back to the main menu in a milisecond. That is IT. THAT IS THE GAME!. I also noticed that if you press the 2 key over and over, the game starts to lag like crazy and…

- Horrible graphics - Horrible controls - Horrible gameplay, with monsters spawning almost right on you all the time - Forces the use of my discrete GPU even though I specifically configured the game to use the iGPU in my Windows graphics settings (which I wonder how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Windows can allow, but I guess that's for another review...) - 1.3 GB even though the graphics are like: some wall and ground textures, one monster and one weapon.

This is the best game that has been ever gifted to me. Playing it in VR is the most amazing thing I've ever done.