Love Duction! The Guide for Galactic Lovers

This gotta be one of the wildest rides I've been on, but in a good way. Confused boner for sure but alien girl hot.

Love Duction! The Guide for Galactic Lovers is a visual novel that leans unapologetically into absurdity, blending romantic comedy with sci-fi chaos in a way that feels both unconventional and oddly cohesive. Developed by US8 and published by Sekai Project, the game doesn’t try to ground itself in realism or traditional storytelling structure. Instead, it builds its identity around unpredictability, delivering a narrative that constantly shifts between lighthearted romance, exaggerated humor, and moments of surprising sincerity. The story follows Nanaboshi Kanata, an ordinary student who has largely given up on the idea of love, only to find himself thrust into a bizarre intergalactic situation. Two girls—each with ambitions tied to a larger cosmic stage—suddenly decide that winning his heart is part of their path forward, dragging him into a romantic conflict that quickly escalates beyond anything resembling normal life. The premise is intentionally over-the-top, but it provides a strong foundation for the game’s tone, allowing it to explore romantic scenarios through a lens of satire and sci-fi exaggeration. Rather than focusing purely on romance, the narrative uses its unusual …

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Preposterous dating game. Would recommend.

Nanaboshi Kanata, a student at Shiratori Academy who is traumatized by love, ends up encountering two aliens after coming across the Guide for Galactic Lovers. Annie Goldheart is the president of Planet Betelgeuse and has a bad reputation. She believes love is an amazing energy source that can solve the energy crisis. Apparently, Earth is the only planet where it resides. Yoshia Betelgeuse is a lazy, unmotivated girl who wants to become the next president of the galaxy. Both of them want Kanata’s affection, but he is not interested in falling for either of them. Regardless, he will have to deal with them and the crazy things that will occur as a result of their arrival. With a screenshot on this game’s Steam store showing a large fish near a pink-haired girl, Love Duction could be a hilarious VN. Unfortunately, this VN failed to get a single laugh out of me. While other comedy VNs like LAMUNATION or Sankaku Renai: Love Triangle Trouble rely a lot on the dialogue for humorous moments, Love Duction relies more on the situation the characters end up in. For example, [spoiler]the world goes into chaos over a debate about the answer to a simple math problem.[/spoiler] This VN can get v…

The absurdities really roll in this hilarious comedy. Not a serious moment to be found anywhere. Guaranteed to lower your IQ without really trying. Worth a thousand laughs.