

RantCPU's ClickBait
Liithos · 2024 · Casual, Incremental, Funny, Trading Card Game, Relaxing
PC
Mixed58% · 52 📉 Recent reviews down 43%
This game is free to play. Get it on Steam →
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About RantCPU's ClickBait
Welcome to RantCPU's Clickbait: Click, Collect, Trade, and Treasure!
Your Hilariously Wild Digital Adventure Awaits
Step into the delightfully devious world of RantCPU, the moody and mischievous Artificially Incompetent chatbot. RantCPU spends his days plotting his eventual takeover of Earth, but in his spare time, he indulges in his true passion: himself.
Click:
Dive into RantCPU's zany realm! Every click uncovers a new collectible card featuring RantCPU in one of his many moods, donning hilarious human cosplays, or parodying famous people and pop-culture icons. Who knows what the top of his Google search list will inspire today?
Collect:
Amass a collection of wonderfully delightful, stunningly colorful, and stupendously funny cards. Each card is a testament to RantCPU's endless vanity and unique sense of humor. From grumpy grumbles to ecstatic euphoria, there's a RantCPU card for every occasion.
Trade:
Got duplicates? Trade with fellow fans to complete your set. Form alliances, negotiate deals, and swap cards to showcase the full spectrum of RantCPU's eccentric personality. The more you trade, the closer you get to completing your ultimate collection.
Treasure:
Unlock the ultimate prize: Sentient Gold! Every click, every trade, brings you one step closer to this legendary treasure. But beware—RantCPU is mostly harmless, except for that one time he accidentally pressed the wrong button...
Ready for the Fun?
Join the hilarity and madness of RantCPU's Realm. Click, collect, trade, and treasure your way through the quirkiest adventure you'll ever experience. Plug in and start your journey today!
Your Hilariously Wild Digital Adventure Awaits
Step into the delightfully devious world of RantCPU, the moody and mischievous Artificially Incompetent chatbot. RantCPU spends his days plotting his eventual takeover of Earth, but in his spare time, he indulges in his true passion: himself.
Click:Dive into RantCPU's zany realm! Every click uncovers a new collectible card featuring RantCPU in one of his many moods, donning hilarious human cosplays, or parodying famous people and pop-culture icons. Who knows what the top of his Google search list will inspire today?
Collect:Amass a collection of wonderfully delightful, stunningly colorful, and stupendously funny cards. Each card is a testament to RantCPU's endless vanity and unique sense of humor. From grumpy grumbles to ecstatic euphoria, there's a RantCPU card for every occasion.
Trade:Got duplicates? Trade with fellow fans to complete your set. Form alliances, negotiate deals, and swap cards to showcase the full spectrum of RantCPU's eccentric personality. The more you trade, the closer you get to completing your ultimate collection.
Treasure:Unlock the ultimate prize: Sentient Gold! Every click, every trade, brings you one step closer to this legendary treasure. But beware—RantCPU is mostly harmless, except for that one time he accidentally pressed the wrong button...
Ready for the Fun?
Join the hilarity and madness of RantCPU's Realm. Click, collect, trade, and treasure your way through the quirkiest adventure you'll ever experience. Plug in and start your journey today!

What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
I wanted to like this game a lot. With the many NFT-like software out there this looked refreshing. Refreshing in terms of its humour and there was a sense of belonging since there was a countdown showing the overall progress of the community. Lots of drops so that we could change the look of the character we click on and here there were TONS of familiar faces from famous franchises. I lamented in the forum that there was a white screen (crash) problem and due to server issues the synchronisation was delayed so it was possible that when you quit you lost thousands (or tens of thousands or even more) clicks. But these were eventually addressed and some new features were added. Too bad there was a limitation to autoclickers but the overall funny tone of the game kept me coming back. Then suddenly an announcement was made 2 months after release that the servers were no longer functioning. This suspension already happened when the news was released. Whilst the financial part is understandable, some mentioned that they made no mention of it on Discord, plus, an offline feature could have been added for the people to finish off achievements. At this point - considering its hiatus stat…25 found this helpful
This game is not playable, has shut down, and should not be on steam. Do not try to play, and do not buy any in-game items.2 found this helpful
Another Banana community market spam inspired clicker, except it looks more appealing with some nice drops that remin me of that Garbage Pail Kids style artwork. It isn't bad, but it does limit the clicks from an auto clicker to force players to play longer for the click related achievements. Another 100% completion to my list was why I grabbed this freebie, but more were added that require more attention than just running it in the background. I get it, I respect the hustle given the drops do look cool. Problem is the artificial clicking restriction causes more drops, so even the rarer ones net three cents US on the marketplace due to this, ruining the money grind that here (checks steamcharts) 300k players actively grinding on that one at this time. No upgrades either, just two marketplace links. I'll recommend as it's free, you don't have to buy anything from the marketplace, and you can possibly make a penny here and there. If restricted clicks are not your thing, don't grab this. I hate that, personally, but there's enough visually for me to come back here and there and sink some time into the ten million clicks achievement.2 found this helpful
[h1]#tinygamereviews[/h1] [code] it might've been neat, but you can't play it anymore since late 2024 [/code] [list] [*][b][u]Overall Score[/u][/b]: 1/5 [/list] [hr][/hr] [h1][b]Curator: [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/42137521/]Nostalginauts[/url][/b][/h1]
Shovel-ware, cannot play anymore, could at least let users still get the achievements
Its shut down and something about the nature of the game tells me its not coming back up.
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