Royal Idiots

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life changing game i once was a little boy with no life and no hope once i played this game my life turned around i was able to make 10000000$ after playing this game my life is good just because of this game and i must thank the creator of this game for creating such a fun experience may you be blessed

[h1]Before I played Royal Idiots, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]

[quote][b]Note: Dead PvP game[/b] This game contains no meaningful single player content. There's no viably populated servers/active player population. This game cannot be played as intended.[/quote] This was a laughably bad PvP arena battler with some of the worst graphics I've seen in a long time... I think the developer was trying to make it look like a minecraft ripoff, but couldn't work out how to do that properly. I mean... asset flips are bad, they're unethical, and they never should be done... but this is even worse. I don't know how best to put this, but if you can't develop a video game properly, [b]don't[/b]. It's basically a medieval brawler... think Chivalry but just so impossibly bad. Nothing works right... this is a pre-alpha at best. So, "Royal Idiots" is a dead PvP game. Why did it fail? It's video game autopsy time! [i]Almost every PvP exclusive game on Steam fails.[/i] Only a tiny proportion of them "go viral". This game failed for many of the same reasons those others fail. The chief of which is the developer thinking that their game will "go viral" without actually creating any reason for it do so. Competition amongst PvP centric games is ex…

This game lacks many of the basic features expected from titles of this genre. Ranged weapons have no way to aim really - no reticle / sight. The zombie game quits when you die without a scoreboard of high scores or anything. Movement doesn't feel right. Hitboxes don't seem to be correct. The entire experience is more frustrating than fun.

at the bottom of the map theres a gay sex simulator. Love the easter egg