Secret Agent Allan Martin in ... Phoenix Erupting
SC Games · 2020 · Comedy, Choose Your Own Adventure, Visual Novel, Multiple Endings, Replay Value
PC
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About Secret Agent Allan Martin in ... Phoenix Erupting
✦ AI summary
Play as suave British spy Allan Martin navigating absurd international missions through branching dialogue choices that lead to wildly different outcomes across 12 possible endings. This irreverent visual novel throws crude humor, chaotic decision trees, and consequences ranging from VDs to world domination into a self-aware comedy that blames you if you don't find it funny.
MORE BADASS THAN BOND
MORE AGGRAVATING THAN ARCHER
MORE BORING THAN BOURNE
ABOUT THIS GAME
You play the role of Allan Martin, an occasionally suave British superspy armed with a licence to cause an international incident. Can you survive international assassins? Can you stop an evil mastermind's nefarious plans? Can you avoid contracting an STD?
Welcome to Phoenix Erupting, a visual novel brought to you by the people who played Police Quest IV and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. You are sent by your bosses to investigate an evil European megalomaniac with dreams of world domination or whatever. Charm, fight, and shag your way through exotic locales such as Latin America, Monte Carlo, lush volcanic islands, and Milton Keynes.
A VISUAL NOVEL?
Did you ever grow up reading ‘Choose Your Own Adventures’ books? Then you’re a nerd. So are we, and that’s why we made this game. The other reason we made this game is because it’s the genre of game that requires minimal programming and game design.
But within those limitations anything can happen – you can catch a venereal disease, have something shoved up your arse, listen to a man going to the toilet, and literally get covered in shit – and that’s if you play the game well!
There are well over 100 different decisions trees spread throughout the game – some of these decisions not affecting the game at all, while others can result in an untimely death. This game has 12 different final endings giving the game great replay value. Another feature that gives this game great replay value is the ‘skip dialogue’ button, which makes the game go super-fast, although you might have no idea what’s happening!
A “COMEDY” “GAME”
This game is so funny you’ll not only piss your own pants, but also other people’s pants as well! This side-splitting adventure will have you laughing non-stop at jokes about poop, drugs, murder, women, alcoholism, foreigners, and dead children. This game also contains reference humour and meta gags so you can feel good about how clever you are.
Because you get to choose how the story progresses it’s your fault if you don’t find this game funny. If you’d made the right choices this game would’ve been hilarious – we promise.
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A BUNCH OF COLOURFUL CHARACTERS
Brilliantly written characters make this world come alive. Be careful how you interact with people, as your reputation with certain characters can affect how the story plays out and which story branches you end up going down. Sometimes having a good or bad reputation might make the game more interesting. Or more tedious and boring. It might even be the difference between saving the Earth and being buried under 6-feet of it.
Additionally, there are many more colourful secondary characters to meet, several of whom you can kick in the balls!
MORE AGGRAVATING THAN ARCHER
MORE BORING THAN BOURNE
ABOUT THIS GAME
You play the role of Allan Martin, an occasionally suave British superspy armed with a licence to cause an international incident. Can you survive international assassins? Can you stop an evil mastermind's nefarious plans? Can you avoid contracting an STD?
Welcome to Phoenix Erupting, a visual novel brought to you by the people who played Police Quest IV and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3. You are sent by your bosses to investigate an evil European megalomaniac with dreams of world domination or whatever. Charm, fight, and shag your way through exotic locales such as Latin America, Monte Carlo, lush volcanic islands, and Milton Keynes.
A VISUAL NOVEL?
Did you ever grow up reading ‘Choose Your Own Adventures’ books? Then you’re a nerd. So are we, and that’s why we made this game. The other reason we made this game is because it’s the genre of game that requires minimal programming and game design.
But within those limitations anything can happen – you can catch a venereal disease, have something shoved up your arse, listen to a man going to the toilet, and literally get covered in shit – and that’s if you play the game well!
There are well over 100 different decisions trees spread throughout the game – some of these decisions not affecting the game at all, while others can result in an untimely death. This game has 12 different final endings giving the game great replay value. Another feature that gives this game great replay value is the ‘skip dialogue’ button, which makes the game go super-fast, although you might have no idea what’s happening!
A “COMEDY” “GAME”
This game is so funny you’ll not only piss your own pants, but also other people’s pants as well! This side-splitting adventure will have you laughing non-stop at jokes about poop, drugs, murder, women, alcoholism, foreigners, and dead children. This game also contains reference humour and meta gags so you can feel good about how clever you are.
Because you get to choose how the story progresses it’s your fault if you don’t find this game funny. If you’d made the right choices this game would’ve been hilarious – we promise.
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A BUNCH OF COLOURFUL CHARACTERS
Brilliantly written characters make this world come alive. Be careful how you interact with people, as your reputation with certain characters can affect how the story plays out and which story branches you end up going down. Sometimes having a good or bad reputation might make the game more interesting. Or more tedious and boring. It might even be the difference between saving the Earth and being buried under 6-feet of it.
Additionally, there are many more colourful secondary characters to meet, several of whom you can kick in the balls!
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Phoenix Erupting is a well thought-out but idiotic game. I have not enjoyed a single minute of this game, but I do like it in a way that does not annoy me. Phoenix Erupting is a brilliantly, moronically, crafted game that has thoroughly intrigued me. This game was bought by my friend, BazingaGoFast, and Its clever humour and well-designed gameplay make it a standout experience. I highly do not recommend it to anyone with a high iq such as YoSkooma or Barty (they are very smart individuals) to play this game. However, for those who appreciate a unique and mind-numbingly dumb gaming experience, Phoenix Erupting offers cow dung on a plate. Its intricate puzzles and unexpected twists has intrigued me to end my existence a couple of times while playing. For those who enjoy wasting their time and embracing foolishness, Phoenix Erupting is a captivating journey.2 found this helpful
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