Tamarindos Freaking Dinner

You ever want a video game that's just a video game? Like it gives you a list of goals and you complete them? That's what this is. It's messy. It's ugly. It's beautiful. It's funny. The writing has numerous and constant spelling errors. So many it makes you wonder how many were intentional. If any of that bothers you go take a walk, maybe throw some stones into the pond. Come home. Get warm. Have a hearty stew or soup. Install your new game and play it. It's good and goes on sale for VERY VERY VERY cheap. If you love Gregory Horror Show, Chulip, anything with that kind of gameplay loop, you'll think this game is a hoot. I know I did!!!!

It's a "adventure" game with some fairly basic puzzles. Everything about the game is broken in fairly major ways, and I suppose some of it is on purpose. The game keeps everything loaded in at all times so the FPS drops dramatically as you play. The specs are not right, I'm getting 32 FPS at launch on the lowest settings, and 10 FPS after going through a few rooms until I'm looking at a slide show. I suspect no amount of hardware will solve the issue, and will just buy you a longer playthrough. The writing is horrible, and can't go five minutes without advertising his other games, and the sound design is awful. The songs are not awful I've seen worse. I can't keep playing it though, it's too trash. It needs considerable technical improvements to be playable so that I could even evaluate it on it's merits.

I .. yeah?

This game is a work of art. Is it fun, and well designed? This game will change your life. One of the experiences of all time. This is what video games were meant to be. Don't give up to early, stick with it and just ♥♥♥♥ around and find out. But most of all remember, he was already dead when he died.

This game is a CRAZY WORK OF ART! It's a genre I don't think is very well explored these days, I don't even know how to define it, but in a mansion full of different creatures, you'll need to find a way to escape. You'll die many times, and each death has a special animation. The game has countless endings that make the game very complete! I'm biased because it reminds me of my favorite PlayStation 2 game, but I highly recommend it to anyone who enjoys looping games, puzzles, and weird things like a toilet with a sword. The only downside when I played it was that the performance was a bit poor as the days went by and the end of the day approached, as if the amount of things happening during the day was consuming TOO MUCH processing power, but I managed to finish it without any problems.

I'm starting to get it. Wonderful world.