The Ditty of Carmeana

The Ditty of Carmeana

Tampered Evidence LLC · April 16, 2022 · Action-Adventure, 3D, Funny, Third Person, Parody

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The Ditty of Carmeana price by region

The Ditty of Carmeana costs $6.29 in Georgia (USD), £7.19 in the United Kingdom, R$7.99 in Brazil, €8.19 in Europe (EUR), $9.99 in the United States, CA$11.49 in Canada, NZ$12.39 in New Zealand, A$14.50 in Australia and zł35.99 in Poland right now.

Cheapest The Ditty of Carmeana offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
Georgia (USD) $6.29 $6.29 — 1
United Kingdom £7.19 £7.19 — 1
Brazil R$7.99 R$7.99 — 1
Europe (EUR) €8.19 €8.19 — 1
United Statesyour region $9.99 $9.99 — 1
Canada CA$11.49 CA$11.49 — 1
New Zealand NZ$12.39 NZ$12.39 — 1
Australia A$14.50 A$14.50 — 1
Poland zł35.99 zł35.99 — 1

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About The Ditty of Carmeana

An epic medieval action-adventure video game that is definitely not a legend.

If you're looking for a game where you blow up a lot of stuff or murder a lot of people... this is not your game.

If you're looking for a game that's a beautiful visual spectacle... this is not your game.

But, if you're looking for witty razor-sharp satire on the themes of video games in our society... this is still not your game.

If you are looking for a zany spoof in the style of Monty Python and Mel Brooks... this is your game.

The beautiful, redheaded, and obnoxiously thin Princess Carmeana has been kidnapped and held ransom. The King, not wanting to incur the expense of deploying the army, decides to recruit a "fairy boy" to Rescue the Princess™. Meanwhile, there lived a poor farm boy named Kai (pronounced "Lance"). One day as he was trudging back to town, he encountered a fairy named Tabitha and saved her from financial ruin. Tabitha decided to tag along with Kai for awhile (it was the least she could do). As luck (or Destiny, depending on whether you believe Tabitha or Kai) would have it, they soon encountered an army recruiter who was looking for a "fairy boy". Kai's Glorious Quest™ to save the hot rich skinny redhead had begun.

In this third-person action adventure, Kai will travel all over the ostensibly medieval kingdom of Bowtudgel (rhymes with "cow cudgel") in his quest to Rescue the Princess™. Along the way, he will solve puzzles, make money, conquer a set dungeons that are one-to-one with the Kingdom's major biomes, help people (sort of), kill enemies (sort of), buy hats, and find future DLC sidequests that you know very well the game developers will never get around to making. Along the way, he'll discover that there might be something even bigger at stake than a missing princess....

The Ditty of Carmeana — game info

Platforms
Windows, Linux / SteamOS
Steam Deck
Playable
Player modes
Single-player
Controller
Partial controller support
PC Game Pass
Not included
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What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended May 4, 2026
This game taught me valuable lessons about credit card debt.
5 found this helpful
Not recommended Jul 24, 2026
Fun game to a point. Gozamata figth with that obnoxious ♥♥♥♥ cora made me dislike the game enough to quit it. Sure lets make a game with clunky controls where main appeal is humor and make a boss that needs to be damaged in specific body part with a crossbow that has a shorter lock on than my irl piss range. Oh yea if you ever get hit by the boss it does no damage (at least with my armor) but the ♥♥♥♥ will spam dialogue boxes at you forever. I tried to shoot the tail (but like i said i piss further and there is no better corssbows to buy from what i seen) 200 bolts later i hit it like twice or some ♥♥♥♥. Sword? Yea but you get insta killed if you hit the eye and boss ofter 180 in less than a second. So yea really bad fight with super fast boss that phases through walls and can just change its trajectory as it wants with obnoxious ♥♥♥♥ yelling (or rather spamming dialogue boxes that make you not see what the ♥♥♥♥ are you even doing as they are in the middle of the screen and you cannot tell her to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up). So yea some good laughs but combat is ♥♥♥♥. Edit: I don;t know how to reply directly to Dev so here. Yes Gozamata is damaged by other weapons (sorry if i was un…
2 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 18, 2026
One of the funiest game I own. I think this game is a hit or miss but it hit very hard. The detective side quest is awesome. In general the game demand to use logic and reflexion and it's nice. Congrats to the dev to have make every NPC have a philosophical reflexion. I think the speed boots killed me more than 30 times.
1 found this helpful
Recommended Aug 11, 2026
The Ditty of Carmeana is a comedic third-person fantasy adventure that deliberately chooses absurdity over grandeur. Developed and published by Tampered Evidence LLC, the game takes the familiar idea of a young hero embarking on a quest to rescue a kidnapped princess and turns it into a playful parody of traditional fantasy adventures. Rather than pretending to be an enormous heroic epic, it embraces its independent production values and uses them alongside deliberately ridiculous writing, strange characters, puzzles, exploration, and unconventional encounters. Its personality is therefore considerably more important than technical spectacle, making it an experience primarily aimed at players who appreciate comedy and unusual indie games. The adventure takes place in the kingdom of Bowtudgel, where Princess Carmeana has been kidnapped. Normally, this would be the beginning of a dramatic military campaign, but the king has a considerably cheaper solution in mind. Instead of committing his forces to the rescue, he would prefer to find someone else willing to handle the problem. This eventually places Kai, a poor farm boy, in the position of unlikely hero. Kai's journey becomes inter…
1 found this helpful
Not recommended Jun 17, 2026
I got very bored.
1 found this helpful
Not recommended Sep 7, 2026
Nah. I know the game is supposed to be intentionally low-effort, but unfortunately it's so low that it's not even entertaining to play. It had its funny moments but not enough to keep me engaged. I got bored very quickly.

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