The Van of Justice

One minute you’re knocking out school bullies, the next you’re showing them the “power of justice,” and then you’re casually buying a nuke to level the entire school. I played it in my courtroom video, and honestly it felt like Exhibit A for why I was even on trial. The physics are broken, the premise is insane, and the gameplay swings from goofy slapstick to apocalyptic chaos in seconds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxBLtfvAp04&t=714s

This game is beautiful. it's essentially the playable equivalent of a concept album. it clearly takes inspiration from pink floyd's "another brick in the wall pt.2". the reoccurring theme of an anti disestablishmentarianism, anti post Industrial revolution education system woven between the lines of an action thriller game is a brilliance i havent seen in years of playing videogames. i havent had this much fun since not leaving the house for the first week after the launch of red dead redemption 2. when i did a deep dive into the development, i was absolutely shocked to find that this piece of art was made by a single, mortal man. this is an achievement on parr with the temple built by terry davis, and i believe this game was made for a divine reason. experiencing this game has had a miraculous impact on my life. i hadn't made love to my wife in months before sitting down to play this game. last night i uttered a quote that i had heard during my playthrough of this game: “in the shared geometry of our nights, intimacy has withdrawn into pure potentiality. the unactualized space between two bodies that remain proximate yet ontologically sealed, each a closed system whose boundaries …

Suspicious pill meta haha

This game profoundly changed my outlook on life. From what started as a measly child being bullied, turned out to be a masterpiece in the gaming world. I learned that buying syringes and suspicious pills from old men at my school is very good, and stops you from being bullied. It is also okay that the old teachers at my school talk to young girls in the hall. And I learned its okay that my friends get knocked out by a tall man and put into a van, then he gets paid, so I know they are very valuable friends to keep. The artistic talent of Seung Jae Won rivals the talents of even Christopher Columbus, and is certainly the apotheosis of this worlds gaming. I only wish this was playable in 70mm IMAX. Don't even get me started on the end, it is a masterpiece. The juxtaposition between destruction of the very building that held you hostage, along with the scallywags that continue to bully you, and how you are then alone, trying to escape from the very life you wanted to live. Overall 6/10, could be better. PS I need Terrence Schwanhelt r34, when I first laid eyes upon Saint Terrence, my body underwent shock. I didn't know such a seraphim could be designed and implemented so seamlessly int…

my head hurts

"The Van of Justice" is a badly made third person brawler where, as a victim of bullying, you enact revenge violence against the school and people in it, ultimately planting a bomb to destroy the school. While this was clearly tongue-in-cheek, glorifying violence and horrific events for profit, as the developer here tried to do, is absolutely harmful and disgusting, and very poor taste. In terms of visuals, this features fairly low quality low poly 3D graphics which will deter a lot of gamers, understandably. Gaming is a visual medium, and while some developers struggle with creating high quality visuals, failing to do so is a disservice to gamers. It's very difficult to recommend bad looking games. It's free... now, but it wasn't before. The developer was charging $2 USD for this. Price barriers, especially on low quality products, can be a direct cause of failure. It's a nice gesture for the game to be given away for free, but it also tells us that the game wasn't good enough to succeed as a paid product. It's also a bit of a slap in the face to anyone who paid money for this... nobody got refunded. Despite having no up-front cost, this failed to appeal to the 120 milli…