UniteStar

Oh man letmetellya, Ive never been this more confused, yet intrigued at the same time with any other game. Heres a short summary of the game and how to play: First youre greeted by a main menu screen (i think?) so I just clicked the top one and hoped it was start. After the main menu you get another menu with 8 buttons. Dont know Chinese and all of them do the same thing so idek anymore at this point. Clicking one of the buttons spawns you into the Unity crafted environment and you discover that you are the princess that was asleep in Shadow Of the Colossus. You then run around a bit until you find Hatsune Miku (none of these terms are serious) and if you click on her you can build a tree(?). Once she is done planting and injecting the tree with growth hormones, the monies at the top left corner start to go up. After you plant mayeb 70 trees to get rich, you come across the caterpillar from Alice In Wonderland in which there is 3 buttons when you click on him. One lets you buy minions from him, one lets you buy equipoment from him, and the last one lets you take away his hookah and enrage him so he attacks you. At this point his minions realize that they are never getting paid now …

This game is stinky butt ass even if it is only a dollar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfqzkZ9ow18