Whiteboyz Wit Attitude: The Pursuit of Money

nobody in their right mind would expect anything good after looking at the store page (or believe the 500 positive reviews for some free trash) but I'll try anything with fmv, even if it's cringe as hell like this. there are 3 interactive music videos and 2 non-interactive ones, that's it. can't even do them in any order, have to start with the first, which in turn starts with an unskippable tutorial. gotta teach kids how to press left when they see a left arrow, and make sure to stretch it out to minutes. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell. the tutorial can be replayed separately after, which is fine, but why not make it optional and separate from the start? enter pauses, esc brings up the pause menu, the only place where settings can be found, not the main menu with blaring music. separate volumes, resolutions, windowed mode, no mouse in the menus because why would you in a pc game? no subtitles either because again, why would you provide lyrics in a collection of music videos? the first and third videos are simon says, the second is a runner-like. jump over animals with your car and shoot crates and trucks to avoid accidents. aim the laser with the mouse (so why doesn't it work in the menus?) but o…

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So much attitude on these boyz!

These boys are deep in poontang trust me and hid your girlfriend 10/10 will give them my nan

G00D

This might be the greatest game I have ever played. Whiteboyz???? Wit Attitude?????? I'm sold. Wear the Purp baby