Catch The Kids: Priest Simulator Game

Catch The Kids: Priest Simulator Game is a poor taste joke game that has you taking on the role of a priest, chasing children. To save them from the devil, of course. It's a laughably poor 3D rendered low poly top down action game where you run around simple low poly maps nabbing low poly children then running through a portal while devils chase you. It's garbage in terms of concept, gameplay quality, and technical implementation. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. There's no options to change the resolution for the game or customise the graphics settings. There's no way for gamers to ensure this is running at the native resolution of their displays... there's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. There's no way for gamers to try improve the low quality graphics. The game features lazy low-polygon voxel "Minecraft"-like "art", making this look like a barely functional 3D game from the 1990s. A lot of amateur developers see Minecraft's success and assume it's because it looks bad, not because it had unique and appealing game mechanic…

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this game is so similar to my life. Highly recommend.

cannonical to real life, some of the achievements are broken tho but very fun and a cool art style

Еvery boy should play this game, so he can avoid such situations in real life, and we know how affectionate words of a priest are sometimes )))

Finally I feel like my life has some purpose! I can rescue all the kids from their sins and give them all the care that they deserve without ever having to leave my house! There's a couple technical issues though. The achivements are broken, and 2 player mode doesn't work at all for me. Other than that this game is a masterpiece, highly recommanded A+++++++