Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
Asmodev · 2024 · Satire, Vampires, Shooter, Story Rich, Action
PC
Very Positive94% · 733
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About Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
Priest Simulator is an action mockumentary with a completely messed-up story that will introduce you to the fantastic world of modern Poland. Put yourself in the cassock of a vampire priest who wants to get his batoon back and return to Hell. To that end, you must fight shatanistic hordes, beef up, renovate the church, and gather splendor.
Divine arms at your disposal
Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.
Renovate the church
The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.
Deliver the villagers from damnation
Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.
Remember to try out Heavy Duty as well. Experience a single speck of what the full game has in store and brace yourself for the wildest trip of your life.
Divine arms at your disposal
Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.
Renovate the church
The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.
Deliver the villagers from damnation
Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.
Remember to try out Heavy Duty as well. Experience a single speck of what the full game has in store and brace yourself for the wildest trip of your life.
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What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show, developed by Asmodev and published by Ultimate Games S.A., is an unconventional first-person action sandbox that thrives on absurdity, dark comedy, and supernatural chaos. Rather than building a grounded horror experience or a serious simulation, the game fully embraces ridiculous situations and exaggerated humor, creating something that feels intentionally unpredictable from beginning to end. It blends open-ended gameplay, combat, satire, and bizarre storytelling into an experience that constantly pushes strange ideas forward without hesitation. The premise immediately establishes the tone players should expect. Set within a fictional Polish town overwhelmed by supernatural forces and bizarre conflicts, players step into the role of a priest dealing with problems that rapidly escalate far beyond ordinary responsibilities. Vampires, demons, strange cult activity, and eccentric personalities transform everyday life into complete madness. The game does not attempt realism. Instead, it embraces exaggeration and comedy as its foundation, creating a world where chaos feels normal. One of the strongest qualities of Priest Simulator: Vampire Show comes fr…1 found this helpful
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Mid
Incredibly boring story, and not much to do. Not worth your time.
Terrible voice acting, terrible story, terrible combat, terrible animations, terrible devs. Not sure there was a single good thing about this game. Just watch someone play it instead, probably more fun that way.
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