Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
Asmodev · December 5, 2024 · Satire, Vampires, Shooter, Story Rich, Action
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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show price by region
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show costs €4.50 in Europe (EUR), £4.68 in the United Kingdom, $5.06 in the United States, $5.06 in Georgia (USD), CA$8.76 in Canada, NZ$9.85 in New Zealand, A$10.03 in Australia, R$20.39 in Brazil and zł25.86 in Poland right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 Europe (EUR) | €4.50 −66% | €6.79 | €4.50 | 18 |
 United Kingdom | £4.68 −66% | £5.69 | £4.68 | 16 |
 United Statesyour region | $5.06 −66% | $6.79 | $5.06 | 19 |
 Georgia (USD) | $5.06 −65% | $6.99 | $5.06 | 16 |
 Canada | CA$8.76 −66% | CA$8.83 | CA$8.76 | 17 |
 New Zealand | NZ$9.85 −66% | NZ$9.85 | NZ$26.09 | 15 |
 Australia | A$10.03 −66% | A$10.03 | A$26.55 | 16 |
 Brazil | R$20.39 −66% | R$20.39 | R$36.00 | 12 |
 Poland | zł25.86 −65% | zł31.27 | zł25.86 | 16 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Player modes
- Single-player
- Controller
- Partial controller support
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
DLC & expansions
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Base game + 1 of 1 DLC at today's best prices.
What Steam players say
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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show, developed by Asmodev and published by Ultimate Games S.A., is an unconventional first-person action sandbox that thrives on absurdity, dark comedy, and supernatural chaos. Rather than building a grounded horror experience or a serious simulation, the game fully embraces ridiculous situations and exaggerated humor, creating something that feels intentionally unpredictable from beginning to end. It blends open-ended gameplay, combat, satire, and bizarre storytelling into an experience that constantly pushes strange ideas forward without hesitation. The premise immediately establishes the tone players should expect. Set within a fictional Polish town overwhelmed by supernatural forces and bizarre conflicts, players step into the role of a priest dealing with problems that rapidly escalate far beyond ordinary responsibilities. Vampires, demons, strange cult activity, and eccentric personalities transform everyday life into complete madness. The game does not attempt realism. Instead, it embraces exaggeration and comedy as its foundation, creating a world where chaos feels normal. One of the strongest qualities of Priest Simulator: Vampire Show comes fr…1 found this helpful
"Christianism is a constant war" - Torpedo, 2k21
Incredibly boring story, and not much to do. Not worth your time.
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