Bucket Crusher

Qubic Games gives us yet another crappy port of a mobile game to Steam. It could have been good, a small ASMR-style game where you break things to relax, but I don’t feel it that way at all. Instead of being something meditative, it feels boring. At first, it might be entertaining and even a bit satisfying, you want to go fast, get rewards and get that instant dopamine hit, but as you progress and upgrade, it becomes really weak, really repetitive, and just not worth it. You can 100% it in about two hours, and that’s it. Nothing else. There are games that should just stay on mobile and not be brought to PC.

boring mobile port

The main gameplay loop is exactly what you see. You use a bucket wheel excavator to grind away various structures. You earn upgrades to make that easier. You prestige and earn permanent upgrades. Great little active incremental, A tier. The game recommends a controller but I like the mouse drag method better.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Perfect ☑ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Okay ☐ Bad ☐ Very stylized ☐ They're what they should be for what the game is ☐ MS Paint could make something better ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Fantastic ☐ Excellent ☑ Perfect ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Meh ☐ Bad, but playable ☐ Just go watch paint dry ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Amazing ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not to bad ☐ Alright ☐ Bad ☐ My ears are bleeding ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Babies ☑ Young kids ☑ Young teens ☑ Older teens ☑ Adults ☑ Old people ☑ Anyone with a decent maturity level ☑ Anyone with a lack of maturity ☑ Anyone that is alive ☑ No one, not even your dog ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Just average ☑ A little better than average ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Better than good ☐ Fancy Pants Rich Boy ☐ NASA ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Can choose your difficulty setting ☐ No difficulty needed ☑ Just press 'W" ☐ Easy ☐ Medium ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Hard ☐ Verry Difficult ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if you like to collect things ☐ Only if you care about steam achievements ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Only if you car…

Its oddly fun, my only recommendation is to explain what each of the meta progression things do. What are the green arrows? A description would be nice.

This is way better than the mobile port, and alot more features and no ads.