What is the cheapest place to buy The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut?

Steam at $4.99 — an official store, and the lowest of the 1 store we compare for your region. Prices update through the day, so check the table above before buying.

Has The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut ever been cheaper?

Yes — the lowest we have tracked since we started tracking it in June 2026 is $0.49. It is $4.99 today.

Can I play The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut on Mac?

Yes. The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut has a native macOS version on Steam.

Does The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut have co-op?

Yes — Steam lists The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut with online co-op.

Does The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut have crossplay?

Yes — Steam lists The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut with cross-platform multiplayer, so players on Steam can play with players on other platforms. Steam does not say which platforms; the developer's site has the full list.

Is The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut on PC Game Pass?

No — The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut is not on PC Game Pass right now. The best price to buy it right now is $4.99.

The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut

Name: The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut
Brand: Adam DeLease
Availability: InStock

Adam DeLease · April 20, 2020 · Precision Platformer, Difficult, Platformer, 2D, Funny

Buy The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut from Steam at $4.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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Where to buy The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut — official stores

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The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut price by region

The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut costs £4.29 in the United Kingdom, $4.99 in the United States, €4.99 in Europe (EUR), CA$6.49 in Canada, NZ$7.39 in New Zealand, A$7.50 in Australia, R$16.99 in Brazil and zł22.99 in Poland right now.

Cheapest The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut offer in each region, in local currency
Region	Best price	Official store	Key shop	Stores
United Kingdom	£4.29	£4.29	—	1
United Statesyour region	$4.99	$4.99	—	1
Europe (EUR)	€4.99	€4.99	—	1
Canada	CA$6.49	CA$6.49	—	1
New Zealand	NZ$7.39	NZ$7.39	—	1
Australia	A$7.50	A$7.50	—	1
Brazil	R$16.99	R$16.99	—	1
Poland	zł22.99	zł22.99	—	1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut

THE STORY

You can't remember how you got here, or what you were doing. You wander around confused... until a voice pierces the heavens. "Hey idiot! Wake up!" You rise from your slumber in a daze... where did that voice come from? Then it returns "Go right you idiot! What are you doing just standing there?" Who the hell is this guys? You're unsure... but you know one thing. He's a major DICK!

THE GAME

The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut is the remastered version of the 2016 sensation "The Narrator is a DICK". The Narrator is back, and he's more of a DICK than ever, but don't worry because now you can take him down with your friends in the all new online co-op mode. If that's not enough, don't worry because new pals are here to help, as you can play as any character in the game!

Key Features

Comedy Based Unfair 2D Platformer - Inspired by Games Like "I Wanna Be The Guy" and "Kaizo Mario".
Fully Voiced - Every Line is Fully Voiced in English.
A Cavalcade Of Crazy Characters - Meet Zany and Wild Characters as you Travel.
Full Controller Support - Play using Keyboard or Controller.
Steam Achievements - An Assortment of Achievements to Unlock.
Improved Gameplay - Overall the game just feels better and smoother to play.
Multiplayer - Play every level together with your friends in rooms of up to 144 players.
Time Trial - Speed runners rejoice as your time played is now tracked in-game, making it easy to decide who is truly the best.
Original Soundtrack - A brand new original OST by Kirk Markarian.
Improved Graphics - New and Improved Sprites.
Infinite Save Slots - Start a New Game Without Losing Progress in Others.
Improved UI - Better Looking and More Uniform UI Elements.
Subtitles - Subtitles to Improve Accessibility.
New SFX - New and Improved Sound Effects.
Animations - New and Improved Animations.
Details - New and Improved Level Details.

The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut — game info

Platforms: Windows, macOS, Linux / SteamOS
Player modes: Single-player, Online co-op, Cross-platform multiplayer
Controller: Full controller support
PC Game Pass: Not included

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The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut — questions & answers

What is the cheapest place to buy The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut?: Steam at $4.99 — an official store, and the lowest of the 1 store we compare for your region. Prices update through the day, so check the table above before buying.
Is The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut free?: No — The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut is a paid game. The cheapest we can find it is $4.99.
Has The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut ever been cheaper?: Yes — the lowest we have tracked since we started tracking it in June 2026 is $0.49. It is $4.99 today.
Can I play The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut on Mac?: Yes. The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut has a native macOS version on Steam.
Does The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut have co-op?: Yes — Steam lists The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut with online co-op.
Does The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut have crossplay?: Yes — Steam lists The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut with cross-platform multiplayer, so players on Steam can play with players on other platforms. Steam does not say which platforms; the developer's site has the full list.
Is The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut on PC Game Pass?: No — The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut is not on PC Game Pass right now. The best price to buy it right now is $4.99.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Players appreciate the game's cheap price, humor, and intentional difficulty design that works well as a party game to frustrate friends, with clear graphics and functional controls. However, major complaints center on the game being brutally frustrating with a snide narrator that amplifies irritation, broken multiplayer features, potential control issues, and stability problems including crashes. The game is explicitly designed to be rage-inducing, so it's only recommended for players specifically seeking that punishing challenge.

Not recommended Oct 27, 2024

Absolute scam, don't buy this if you intend on playing a coop game.

2 found this helpful

Recommended Mar 24, 2023

Generally a cheap game, but I'd say it's worth it for the... single dollar that I paid to get this game. WARNING - if you have anger issues this game can get on your nerves REALLY easily. Generally stay away if you're not up for the challenge. Short n sweet game, has a cool ending, will make you ragequit AT LEAST 7 times, and has an actual sense of humor in contrast to other rage games.

1 found this helpful

Not recommended Oct 27, 2024

Multiplayer still broken, the developer is a ♥♥♥♥.

Not recommended Aug 10, 2023

cause what we really needed was more of this ♥♥♥♥♥

Recommended Mar 11, 2023

Infuriatingly difficult by design. Snide remarks from the narrator (who is a D***, by the way) only make it all the more irritating when you die. A wonderful game for randomly handing the controller to unsuspecting friends and watching them lose their mind. Graphics are clear and controls work well enough, but I suspect the jump button registers doubles sometimes just to mess with you.

Recommended Dec 12, 2022

Remastered but regardless, the game is still a ♥♥♥ to crash on me

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