Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store

Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store

Bad Gremlin Studios · 2021 · Choose Your Own Adventure, Dark Comedy, Visual Novel, Funny, Choices Matter

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Positive100% · 16
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About Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store

About the Game



A short, absurdist comedy choose-your-own-adventure game with a massive cast of bizarre characters, multiple endings, and a plethora of ways to be a generally unpleasant human being. Perform open-heart surgery! Rob an alien! Start the apocalypse! The choices--and consequences--are all yours! Seven zany endings await in this world of notebook-doodle visuals and wry humor!

"Oh no, Clarence, you're all out of Milk!"



Take on the role of Clarence in his heroic quest to go to the store and buy milk.
It's only a quick walk down the road; I'm sure a full cast of quirky characters definitely won't stop you along the way to inundate you with insane problems and an obtuse trading quest leading to seven unique endings!
...After all, what are the odds of that happening?

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Aug 6, 2022
I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea how to get this so called "milk". Iv gotten 3 endings out of 8 and none of them are MILK!
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Recommended Jun 29, 2024
Funny enough, but not a ‘must-have’. Milk as metaphor for the meaning of life sort of works.
Recommended Apr 11, 2024
It's silly and fully relies on it's randomness catching you off guard for some laughs but after playing through it once (it is a short game) there isn't much new stuff in it, especially if you read the achievements you know basically what happens when you make different choices. I still enjoyed it tho so a not fully convinced yes from me.
Recommended Jan 21, 2024
Worth it, truly *chef's kiss thank you so much for this lmao
Recommended May 17, 2023
F&#%ING funny game! Worth every penny. The choices you must make can be surreal and very satisfying. The law of unintended consequences is in full force. Heaven can be it's own form of hell.
Recommended Apr 7, 2023
Legitimately funny game. If you have an hour to kill, you should pick this up.

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