I'm not a robot!

I'm not a robot! is a Russian centric ode to pieces of the internet darkly mirroring real world issues in a humourous and abstract way. That's it. That's the review. What? You want me to go into the metaphorical depth of whatever the asinine hell I'm talking about? Remember the old days of the web? if you remember at all. Perhaps you were nothing but a passing thought of a left testicle if testicles could even think, of course. Clicking around and arbitrarily finding ♥♥♥♥, sometimes ending up places you maybe shouldn't be? Why not try that with this game? Only natural thing for a human to do, after all. You are human, aren't you? EDIT: Oh don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. Yes, we are watching you.

Fun little game for a couple of hours with multiple endings and some really interesting puzzles. Probably not for everyone, but still a good way to spend your evening.

[quote][b]Warning: Broken Game![/b] This game has design/implementation defects that will render this unplayable for many gamers. 3D environments simply don't render properly, so the environments cannot be navigated.[/quote] [quote][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_slop][b]Warning: AI Slop[/b][/url] This game is partially or completely made with talentless, soulless AI generated content.[/quote] This is incredibly lazy Russian shovelware, I think intended to be a joke game (if the developer had done any testing and if the game actually worked). The idea is that you go through a surreal Russian street experience interacting with AI slop generated billboarded NPCs. It's just hot garbage. As mentioned, this is the killer, the game environments don't render properly, you can see through buildings and there's distorted banners across the middle of the screen depending on which angle you're looking from. It's evident the developer didn't test this on a range of hardware and different operating systems. When developers ask gamers for money, they're 100% obligated to test, or hire testing staff to test their games on a wide array of hardware and operating system versions in a…

This game entirely crashed my PC. It got extremely laggy throughout the game and it wouldn't even allow me to close it, it shut down my second monitor entirely. I had to hard reset my PC twice. The entire game is doing an hour worth of CAPTCHAS and the moments it doesn't lag out there's nothing going on. The ending I got was just a blank screen with no context and the game ended. This actually drove me insane, please fix the lag issue or make it somewhat functional because that was really difficult to get through

First off, this isn't a simple puzzle. I spent quite a bit of time on it but couldn't figure out how to get the cassette tape, how to open the door, or what opening the refrigerator meant, so I gave up. I checked out some streamers' playthroughs too, but no one had cracked it either. Additionally, I felt there were an overwhelming number of PC check items. When checking the items in the refrigerator, it became impossible to proceed three times. How much longer are we gonna play the medal games? We don't have to, right?

Really enjoyed this:) A very strange Liminal Uncanny valley retro horror game, Enjoyed trying to find the many different endings. Great atmosphere:)