Sportsfriends

"Sportsfriends" is a collection of very poorly made, very low quality 2D retro pixel "minigames" that you're supposed to play local co-op with friends... but let me tell you, if you ask your friends to stop playing Counter-Strike or Helldivers 2 and play retro pixel garbage instead, you soon won't have any friends. These retro pixel toys are really shallow little action/reflexes games so dumbed down they make Pong look like 3D chess... the visual quality (dismal) is on par with the depth and gameplay quality (dismal). This features really godawful, lazy pixelcrap "art" instead of real graphics. It's hard to say if this was because the developer didn't have the skill to do the job of creating 3D visuals, or couldn't afford to hire someone who does, but it also doesn't matter. What matters is that this looks bad because of that decision, and that's a major deterrent to gamers. Games like Terraria and Stardew Valley succeeded [i]despite[/i] the bad graphics, not because of them. It's free... now, but it wasn't before. The developer was charging $15 USD for this (FIFTEEN BUCKS FOR THIS GARBAGE???). Price barriers, especially on low quality products, can be a direct cause of fa…

This game was my childhood with Saudi Gamer. Despite how simple it is but it is super fun with friends

Some of the most fun I've ever had with couch co-op – I only recently learned that this has a PC port, and it even is free?! Let's go! Me and my brother played this a lot back on PS4 a decade ago. When I sent him the Steam link, we immediately made plans for him to come over and play again – and the games are just as silly, aggravating, hilarious, janky, intense and joyful as we remembered them.

I rate this game 16 out of 70.

Игра "Sportsfriends" – это гениальная коллекция абсурдных и безумно веселых локальных мультиплеерных игр. Четыре совершенно разных, но одинаково захватывающих режима заставят вас смеяться до колик и кричать от ярости. "BaraBariBall" - это хаотичный водный волейбол с летающими игроками и мгновенными убийствами. "Super Pole Riders" - акробатические забеги на шестах, требующие невероятной координации и терпения. "Hokra" - минималистичная, но глубокая стратегия, где важна командная работа и точность. И, конечно, "Johann Sebastian Joust" - безэкраный шедевр, заставляющий вас грациозно двигаться в реальной жизни, пытаясь не выронить свой контроллер. "Sportsfriends" - это взрывная смесь физического юмора, неожиданных ситуаций и ожесточённого соревнования. Идеально подходит для вечеринок и посиделок с друзьями, готовыми к необычным играм. Это настоящий must-have для любителей локального мультиплеера, ценящих оригинальность и веселье превыше всего.

I wish you could play against bots. I've played this on console and it's fun with the right group.