The Impregnation of the Elves: Conquest of the Arrogant Fairies by Impregnation

I really regret buying this game, and not playing it before the refund window closed. The art, the voice acting is great, really great. The story is, well what you'd expect from a game like this. But the gameplay... It is terrible. Enemies randomly 1shotting you, quick time events 60% of the time fail instantly after they trigger, basically you can onyl win when the RNG says you can. Then there are the bugs. Game not registering mouse clicks, or registering them wrong during quick time events and in the menu, achievements not unlocking when they should and abilities not working as they should. Also, the title is impregnation of elves, but no one gets pregnant. False advertising. Even if you want a game with this type of story [b]DO NOT BUY THIS GAME[/b]. Buy Fallen Elf Freya instead. Similar theme, similar price but way more content. [b]10/2[/b] If you like my review, please visit and follow [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44424463-Panophobia/] curator page [/url] for more.

I do not know why I bothered playing this game. The interface is terrible. I don't know if the developer was trolling or they just had zero feedback and no testing. I personally lean on the trolling theory as clearly the game was designed for you to fail periodically. Having to click at a random position on the screen at a random time in quick succession while your mouse cursor can suddenly disappear all while having random failures with zero explanation. The animations and artwork are not worth the price or annoyances you will have to deal with. You are much better off spending your money elsewhere. Maybe one of those lewd aim trainers will be up your ally. The only reason I decided to play until the end was out of stubbornness and now I must suffer from buyers remorse.

Impregnation of the elves is a heartfelt coming of age story about a young orc warchief named kaine who, in a desperate bid to free his oppressed people from a world dominated by mad elven women beholden to an evil giving tree, must overcome insurmountable odds and be faced with his own weaknesses again at again. and through overcoming his own weakness of strength, character, and will, is forged into a true warchief. Whenever faced with an impossible obstacle kaine is there, massive foot long ♥♥♥♥ in hand, to make the impossible ♥♥♥. When faced with the insurmountable kaine grits his teeth and mounts it anyway. When faced with his own will breaking he forges it in the fires of his self-rebuke and strengthens it like renewed orchicalcum. Above all else kaine is not an orc that is perfect, he falters, gets stepped on, used, and is shamed and humiliated time and time again. yet each and every time kaine remembers what's most important and gets back up and fights back viciously to overcome every foe. When bound by magic and unable to escape, kaine remembers that magic cannot hope to conquer his love of giant boobs and becomes an unstoppable force of nature. Impregnation of the elves …

Trash fights. Oh you can break free but you only have about 1500 hp max and you get a FIXED 2500 damage after you break free. Demented mechanic. Especially because I maxed EVERY HP and DEFENSE RELATED STAT!!! Also the truth is that you don't get to see your exact stats. Also have you maxed speed? YOU AREN'T REALLY FASTER THAN ANYONE. The enemies literally must be getting faster because they constantly have a turn after me. I'm supposed to be able to have a turn at least twice every 3rd turn if I have MAXED SPEED. But the stats only mean you get to ATTEMPT. I'm definetly getting a refund. At least there's a skip button since not even the r18 stuff are good. You get a static image SLIGHTLY changing.

everything is basic. combats are basics. skills are basic. scenes are basic. too expensive for what it is

Such a peak game, actually a gem that deserves top of the reccomended board. Unfortunately if you are not paying attention to some boss's debuffs, you might get steam rolled a few times before you understand how to beat them.