What is the cheapest place to buy Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store?

Steam at $1.99 — an official store, and the lowest of the 1 store we compare for your region. Prices update through the day, so check the table above before buying.

Is Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store free?

No — Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store is a paid game. The cheapest we can find it is $1.99.

Has Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store ever been cheaper?

No — the current price matches the lowest we have tracked since we started tracking it in June 2026, $1.99.

Can I play Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store on Mac?

Not natively — Steam lists no macOS version of Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store. Mac players would need a cloud gaming service or a Windows compatibility layer.

Is Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store multiplayer?

No — Steam lists Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store as single-player only.

Is Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store on PC Game Pass?

No — Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store is not on PC Game Pass right now. The best price to buy it right now is $1.99.

Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store

Name: Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store
Brand: Bad Gremlin Studios
Availability: InStock

Bad Gremlin Studios · September 3, 2021 · Choose Your Own Adventure, Dark Comedy, Visual Novel, Funny, Choices Matter

Buy Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store from Steam at $1.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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$1.99

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Where to buy Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store — official stores

Steam

Standard Edition · Steam

$1.99

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Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store price by region

Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store costs $1.39 in Georgia (USD), £1.79 in the United Kingdom, $1.99 in the United States, €2.09 in Europe (EUR), CA$2.39 in Canada, A$2.80 in Australia, NZ$3.19 in New Zealand, R$7.95 in Brazil and zł8.35 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store offer in each region, in local currency
Region	Best price	Official store	Key shop	Stores
Georgia (USD)	$1.39	$1.39	—	1
United Kingdom	£1.79	£1.79	—	1
United Statesyour region	$1.99	$1.99	—	1
Europe (EUR)	€2.09	€2.09	—	1
Canada	CA$2.39	CA$2.39	—	1
Australia	A$2.80	A$2.80	—	1
New Zealand	NZ$3.19	NZ$3.19	—	1
Brazil	R$7.95	R$7.95	—	1
Poland	zł8.35	zł8.35	—	1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store

About the Game

A short, absurdist comedy choose-your-own-adventure game with a massive cast of bizarre characters, multiple endings, and a plethora of ways to be a generally unpleasant human being. Perform open-heart surgery! Rob an alien! Start the apocalypse! The choices--and consequences--are all yours! Seven zany endings await in this world of notebook-doodle visuals and wry humor!

"Oh no, Clarence, you're all out of Milk!"

Take on the role of Clarence in his heroic quest to go to the store and buy milk.
It's only a quick walk down the road; I'm sure a full cast of quirky characters definitely won't stop you along the way to inundate you with insane problems and an obtuse trading quest leading to seven unique endings!
...After all, what are the odds of that happening?

Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store — game info

Platforms: Windows
Player modes: Single-player
PC Game Pass: Not included

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Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store price history

Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store is $1.99 at Steam right now, compared across 1 store. That matches the lowest price we have tracked.

2026-06-19low $1.99 · now $1.99

Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store price changes · tracked since 19 Jun 2026
Date	Price	Store
4 Sep 2026	$1.99 ▼	Steam
19 Jun 2026	$2.99	—

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Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store — questions & answers

What is the cheapest place to buy Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store?: Steam at $1.99 — an official store, and the lowest of the 1 store we compare for your region. Prices update through the day, so check the table above before buying.
Is Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store free?: No — Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store is a paid game. The cheapest we can find it is $1.99.
Has Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store ever been cheaper?: No — the current price matches the lowest we have tracked since we started tracking it in June 2026, $1.99.
Can I play Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store on Mac?: Not natively — Steam lists no macOS version of Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store. Mac players would need a cloud gaming service or a Windows compatibility layer.
Is Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store multiplayer?: No — Steam lists Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store as single-player only.
Is Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store on PC Game Pass?: No — Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store is not on PC Game Pass right now. The best price to buy it right now is $1.99.

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Aug 6, 2022

I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea how to get this so called "milk". Iv gotten 3 endings out of 8 and none of them are MILK!

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Recommended Jun 29, 2024

Funny enough, but not a ‘must-have’. Milk as metaphor for the meaning of life sort of works.

Recommended Apr 11, 2024

It's silly and fully relies on it's randomness catching you off guard for some laughs but after playing through it once (it is a short game) there isn't much new stuff in it, especially if you read the achievements you know basically what happens when you make different choices. I still enjoyed it tho so a not fully convinced yes from me.

Recommended Jan 21, 2024

Worth it, truly *chef's kiss thank you so much for this lmao

Recommended May 17, 2023

F&#%ING funny game! Worth every penny. The choices you must make can be surreal and very satisfying. The law of unintended consequences is in full force. Heaven can be it's own form of hell.

Recommended Apr 7, 2023

Legitimately funny game. If you have an hour to kill, you should pick this up.

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