Congratulations On Your Purchase

The game was okay I guess. Would not buy again lol.

The hardest boss was clicking Purchase The happiest ending was clicking Refund

Got my name on a plaque. 10/10.

Seen that a few people asked me already "Why did you buy this?", I want to elaborate a bit. As you have noticed, I already have more than 3 hours at the time of this review, so I did NOT refund the game nor do I have any intention of doing so. I believe, anyone who just bought this to review it after 10 minutes and then got a refund, shouldn't review the game at all because they totally missed the point. I did not buy this spontaneously, but gave it quite a bit of thought. Reasons why I did make the purchase: 1.) This game is really something unique that stands out amongst all the 1000s of games here on Steam. The developer is to be congratulated for having this idea, and being the first to put out such a "game". I'm wrtiing "Game" in "" because it is more an experience than a real game. Yes, I know there was some "I am rich" App for iPhones a decade or so ago, but on Steam this is the first of its kind. That makes both the product and the buyers special. If any other dev was to jump up on the bandwaggon in a few months and maybe make a similar game that was even more expensive (not sure what Steam's price cap is), I wouldn't be interested. It wouldn't be special anymore the sec…

10/10 i hate myself

Reminds me of modernism in art. You don't get it bro, your IQ is just not high enough to understand real art, Piet Mondrian was a revolutionary genius, his squares were a reduction to the most basic shapes while the rat artists raced towards realism bro. Kazimir Malevich's black square is actually a masterpiece, too bad it's all covered in black paint to cover it entirely, bet it would be really good if I could see it. Mark Rothko should've designed flags for your mum's country. Jackson Pollock is the only man in the world that has ever had a worse handwriting than me, his paintings are most likely short essays he wrote in an attempt to finally graduate middle school. The environment in this game is as flat as Barnett Newman's colored lines. If this game had a bathroom the toilet would be made by Marcel Duchamp. Man, screw Ad Reinhardt, Lucio Fontana, Robert Rauschenberg, Ellsworth Kelly, Agnes Martin, Donald Judd, Dan Flavin, Carl Andre, Cy Twombly and all the posers that try to sell scribbles for insane amounts of money like the developer of this game. There's absolutely nothing to gain out of buying a modern art piece, 99% of the 5% of people that would be impressed by it would …