Chushpan Simulator

This is art. By any measure, it's absolutely the worst game I've ever played. It takes a lot of knowledge and effort to make this happen. Keep up the good work!

I would like to start this review by saying, if you can understand Russian, I would actually recommend this game at the price of $0.74, and I'll explain my reasoning for that later on in this review. However, otherwise, I can't honestly recommend this game. The translation is so incredibly bad that it almost feels like a joke. No joke, the word "eggs" is translated into "testicles" half the time. Granted, maybe that was an intentional joke, but that just feels like a crap translation job rather than a joke. Even worse, much of the game is just arbitrarily not translated. There are parts of dialogue paths and UI popups that are just not translated for no apparent reason either, and the achievements are not translated at all. When things are translated, they also make no sense half the time. So, basically, of the entire script of the game, only like 50% of it is understandable if you don't know Russian. Even the SETTINGS MENU isn't fully translated. I wouldn't be so harsh about this if the game's script wasn't so incredibly small. I'm pretty sure the entire script of this game is less than 1,000 words, even when including graffiti and signage that's in Russian, UI, dialogue, settings…

накатил эту дичь ради приколов и не пожалел ни разу это концентрат чернухи и юмора про житуху обычного мужика из глубинки который поднимается с самого дна сдавая бутылки и дерясь на районе сюжет подается с такой самоиронией что местами реально ржешь в голос а местами грустно от узнаваемости ситуаций боевка кулаками простенькая но атмосферу это не портит минус в том что оптимизация местами хромает и графон на любителя но за такую смешную цену и разряд эмоций это того стоит

Fun game. Quite short,but i wouldn't expect too much from something that costs half a pound. 100%'d the achievements,now gonna check out the sequel.

Enjoyed this one, not a bad choice:)

зря я купил это