Croaktopia

Frog cute. Loading screen scary. Bulldozers ruined my life. Bad mayor. We should un-elect him. Very good story. Would like to see more funny coats.

Edit: This is a "home grown" asset flip... it's a reskin of the developers earlier garbage, "Frogvival"... wtf. Croaktopia is an unusual (and completely failed) attempt to make a frog themed 2D retro pixel survival crafting game. This survival adventure game set in a forest under siege by a corrupt construction company. You play as one of four frogs, tasked with farming, cooking, crafting weapons, and defending your village. None of this is implemented remotely well. The elements are there, sure, in very, very basic states, with poor animations, terrible menus, and of course, hideous, sloppy, lazy pixelcrap "art" instead of proper visuals. It was a complete and utter failure... I've seen more successful RPG Maker asset flips that were slapped out in the space of 3 hours by high school kids (I don't recommend those, either, just pointing out the enormity of failure here, explaining why others ignored this and you should too). From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if th…

I didn't return it because I spent less than $1 on it. I found it almost unplayable, between the inability to redefine commands and the lack of instructions regarding which key toggled a tool, or activated the tool. By the time I figured out how to harvest or cook food, I had nearly starved to death. I never did figure out how to eat the food. Uninstalling.