Hunters Life

Okay, so here goes: You my friend are completely missing the point of the Hunter's Life Canon Universe. It is an act that is completely predicated on a slow build-up of ♥♥♥♥-numbing tension, brought to a filthy, sweaty climax of body-to-body brain-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'd like to talk a minute about the flow of this masterpiece. The entire game, from start to finish, is coy in nature. It puts you right there in the middle of it, begging for the protagonist to just. go. one. step. further. The the next room cuts again to a side angle of a car sitting in a garage, straddling this poor sap, massive breasts and body making FULL CONTACT with our character as he is slowly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to death. Need I remind you that this shovel has the figure of a goddess? I'm not saying it's perfect. But from what you're telling me, you were expecting to wait less for the REAL drama. Patience is a virtue, and no life experience has taught me that more than watching this pornographic love-glazed adventure. 6/10

Fun and tricky little game, worth the price!

Okay, so first off I am immediately out of disbelief because the dude is smaller is than a pallate jack. No respectable hunter cabin would have a pallate jack that large. If the creator of this masterpiece was truly striving for that ever-needed 'real feel' they should have begun with a toweled man and slowly let that slip off the table. Between 00:51 and 01:20 there were no clues between the cabin and the hunter. Now I don't wander around cabins often, but I believe that if the lady I was literally paying to touch me was not touching me for 29 seconds I would look up and question what was going on. The fact that this hunter seems okay to be wasting his time on sliding around what looks to be a horribly unpolished floor is astounding to me. Following to that, the first clue we see at 01:21 is under a coffee mug. Wouldn't any straight guy react in some way to a gorgeous lady's bare legs, and eventually full on vag, touching you? Especially knowing that when you walked into the room she was wearing leggings, so he can't be thinking, 'Maybe she's wearing shorts.' I would very rarely ever complain about mind challenges, especially the tits in this porno, but I can safely say that a …

I'd rather be water board'd than play this