Lewd Puzzle [18+] (2023)

Lewd Puzzle [18+] is an extremely overpriced two-flip memory game. There are 33 levels, from 6 cards (3 matches) to 24 cards (12 matches) -- none of the puzzles are hard. There are 4 girls (the first with 6 levels, the latter three with 9 levels each). Between each level, the girl will tell you, in poorly translated English, just how sexy you are and that you need to collect all her cards to ♥♥♥♥ her. After you complete a level, you unlock a short looping animation render of the girl or the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the girl, half the time with a disembodied orange penis that just looks disgusting and usually accompanied by artificially gross slurping or slapping sounds. I don't understand why the ♥♥♥♥♥ are just so grossly colored (carrot orange looking ♥♥♥♥♥ with purple heads are just not sexy, they really do look gross) or why the sounds just sound so creepy but that's just how it is. The memory game is competent, but short, and there isn't a whole lot of content here. At $9.99, I consider this a hard pass, if it were $1.99, it might be worth it, but still, that orange ♥♥♥♥ really grosses me out, and I say that as a guy that really likes ♥♥♥♥♥.

Lewd Puzzle [18+] is a compact adult puzzle game that mixes straightforward card-based objectives with visual novel elements and a light science-fiction premise. Developed and published by Pirates Of The Digital Sea, the game clearly prioritizes accessibility and adult-oriented progression rather than complicated mechanics. Its design is easy to understand almost immediately, making it more suitable for players looking for a casual experience than those expecting a demanding puzzle game with elaborate systems. The story begins with the player taking the role of a space traveler whose journey takes an unfortunate turn. After a crash, the protagonist reaches a research station and encounters four adult women who have lost important access cards. Recovering these cards becomes the central objective and provides the justification for moving through the game's various puzzles. It is a deliberately simple setup, but the futuristic environment helps give the experience more personality than a collection of completely disconnected puzzle stages. Most of the gameplay revolves around finding, collecting, and correctly assembling cards. The rules are intentionally uncomplicated, allowing pl…

Ehhh Lewd Puzzle is just a basic match two cards game. The quote on quote dialogue is just really horny and cringey. The animations are poorly looped and there is not much variety to them. I managed to bust so you can too, but I dont think I could really recommend this one as there isnt much in terms of content.

Simple memorization game, probably not worth 10$ for the unity NSFW content. Typical sub par animations, but certainly not the worst available.

Not enough content

Animations do not match finished product, price is extremely high for product that was delivered; and it was purchased on sale. Voice dialogues were grunts half the time for 4 lines of dialogue.