Nonestory P1

Nonestory P1 is a kind of joke game, not seriously made, it's got super craptastic 2D retro pixel/MS-Paint graphics, dialogue horribly translated from Russian, zero workable gameplay. Best described as a retro "adventure" game with some action minigames, but for me thankfully the game crashed during the intro which eased a lot of my suffering. This is just more shady Russian pollution dumped here to damage Steam in exchange for a few rubles. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The artwork here is terrible, it's a blend of old retro pixel "art" used as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics, and some of the most amateurish MS-Paint style drawings I've ever hurt my eyes on. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget to arrange someone who can do graphics properly, or lack of talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result of these decisions. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any …

There are no words. They should have sent a poet. From the one nearly impossible boss fight, to the absolutely impossible car driving section, this was a real thrill ride from start to finish. The 20 minutes of actual gameplay are positively bristling with thrills and chills. Fun for the whole family.