Patriot: DemocratiZation

This is such a turd of a game. I love it. If nothing else. I get to shoot AT the us army for once. Outstanding. 6/7

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Wow this one was rough its beatable but the final mission was terrible! The plot is revenge porn for people from the global south. Very limited weapon selection but very simple level design and super short.

Patriot: DemocratiZation is a pretty bad jank shooter that clocks in at pretty much exactly two hours and if that is an immediate dealbreaker then i do not recommend it. in fact, even if that ISN'T a dealbreaker i don't recommend it... as a standalone purchase. however if you buy the bundle its a part of (on sale.) it's an entertaining enough game to play through. the opening and closing levels are decent setpieces that get pretty fun at times, but all the stuff between it is pretty bog-standard corridor shooting aided mainly by all of its cutting Russian Bush-era political commentary. it's genuinely very funny walking past poster after poster of George Bush photoshopped over German WW2 propaganda and with such a short runtime the joke doesn't wear thin before the game ends! also loved all of the American / NATO troops you shoot speaking in thick russian accents. still, the game itself is very average (by slavjank standards) and does feature some objectively terrible stuff (this might have one of the worst jumps i have ever seen in an FPS, and it DOES have some of the worst rail shooter turret sections i have ever seen in an FPS) but by virtue of being clearly unfinished (this is …

I don't know, for slavjank you'd be hoping for something a little more eccentric or ambitious, where this is moreso inoffensive and kinda dull. Doesn't feel particularly good to play, and doesn't have enough substance to feel worthwhile; though luckily, it is very short. Most certainly some entertaining aspects, intentional or otherwise, but the only reason to own this is if you buy the slavjank collection.

besides the fact that this game is shameless, self-masturbatory revenge fantasy in the form of a FPS (although the story bit of oil giants messing everything up is true to reality), the fact that one of the music tracks for the levels uses the same exact drum sample library that the composer for Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing used has fully embedded itself in my brain. this game is maximum WINNER.