Prime Monster
Cavalier Game Studios · 2026 · Roguelite, Deckbuilding, Card Battler, Strategy, Turn-Based Tactics
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About Prime Monster
In the Fractured Kingdom, politicians really are monsters. Whether it's the Vampires ensuring that the population have the calorie content of their blood tattooed on their necks, or the Zombies implementing speed limits on walking - the nation suffers just the same. It's time for CHANGE. Because once YOU become Prime Monster, the nation will suffer in NEW and EXCITING ways!In the parliament of the Fractured Kingdom, rational argument is not required! You can bully, blackmail, threaten and commit grievous bodily harm in order to win votes. And that's just on the members of your own party!Release the Nosferatu Files? Decriminalise arson? Allow Same Hex Marriage? Finally - you're in charge and can enact your appalling policy agenda on a weary nation!Whether it's doubling-down on your problematic past social media posts, accepting free samples from an arms dealer or tear-gassing your own housekeeper - you're the boss and you do things YOUR WAY.30 reprehensible representatives from 15 political parties are ready and waiting to savage your ideas, policies and personal appearance!Every card is a choice – you can either play it for the effect (how conventional!) or you can do as any good politician does and seek to exploit it for Political Capital, which allows you to deploy your powerful personal Tactics.Are you a political bruiser, a slimy bastard or an irredeemable bungler? Play as all three of these classic political archetypes in the form of Chopper Badstone of Orcs-4-U, Viscount Sucksworth of Vampiric Victory or Rotilda De Cay of The Zombified People's Movement.The public wants things you can't afford, your party wants things you can't achieve and opponents just want you dead. To hold on to power you'll have to somehow maintain your personal authority, political capital, poll rating and cash. Good luck!All debates should be bound by respect and decorum, right? Wrong! Here if you don't like what your opponent is saying, you can simply have them killed. Just make sure the Shrieker of the House doesn't catch you!Ramp up the difficulty by making ridiculous pledges to a gullible electorate in a misguided attempt to secure a legacy!Has your political career been like watching a clown run across a minefield - except not funny? Has your party lost faith in you? Steal the initiative by resigning like the hopeless failure you are!
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
An Absolute blast of a game. While there are many positive and negative things that could be discussed, I wish to highlight something that makes me truly go for just one more run at 5 AM, even as I see the sun rising in the window: this game is incredibly charming. The art direction is impeccable, both the character design, their movements and poses, the gibberish they speak - all of it adds up into an outstanding and incredible style that makes me grin every time Chopper ruffles his slicked up hair when he loses an MP or when Rotilda bites her decaying fingers while the vote is tallied. And the gameplay runs complimentary to that, as the game is designed in such a way that makes you want to try one more game if you fail, but also try one more game if you succeed, and the feeling is further amplified by the art style, as the loss screen evokes the desire to prove the game wrong, while the victory display is bombastic and pompous, showing your selected character at the height of their power, with and added moniker at the end to give each run it's own identity. So whether you gain 100 Unity as Chopper in a single press of a button and make the opponnent lose the same amount, de…1 found this helpful
Peak roguelike, loved how the names were parodies of historical politicians and I loved figuring out who each one was in real life. Cannot recommend enough. Underrated OST
Incredible music and art. I lack the words to describe how well the game integrates the whole monster politician aesthetic. The sense of humor is very good. The game play itself has an okay amount of depth. Some strategies are pretty obvious, some are not. And important thing to note is that most "status effects" on your MPs won't stack (sadly). Honestly it's just a very solid game in the genre that is elevated above a lot of peers due to the music and artstyle. If an OST could be purchased, I would.
Rougelike politics game do i even need to say more the premise is so fire
Highly recommended if you love card games and dry British humor. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wish the entire British Parliament would vote to launch themselves into the sun. Overall the only thing missing is a few more monsters to play as, but it's early days and the game is spectacularly fun. You can pick it up and complete a run in less than an hour with any given monster, so it's a great way to spend a lunch break.
This game is so good and well put together! if you like the trailer, The actual game is incredibly fun!
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