Scrunk

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Ever since I was born, around 12 years of age, I have dreamed of a game where I could build my base, raid the enemy, and fight for scrap. Fortify my team's base with traps, walls, barbed wire, and turrets, scavenge scrap from mechs and craft explosives. Who is that on the phone? Ring ring? Oh why hell, it's konami, they want Hideo Kojima back.

I was only nine years old. I loved Scrunk so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Scrunk every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Scrunk is love", I would say, "Scrunk is life". My dad hears me and calls me a wiener. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Scrunk. I called him a poopoo head. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's the Scrunk man. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my scrap". He grabs me with his powerful Scrunk hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my cheeks for The Scrunk man. He penetrates my manhole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the Scrunk man. I can feel my manhole tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please The Scrunk man. He shoots the ceiling with his shotgun, as he fills my manhole with his love. My dad walks in. The Scrunk man looks him straight in the eye, and says, "I Scrunked in your son's Crunk". The Scrunk man leaves through my window. Scrunk is love. Scrunk is life.

[quote][b]Note: Dead PvP game[/b] This game contains no meaningful single player content. There are no available servers and no player population. This game cannot be played as intended.[/quote] This is an extraordinarily badly made 2D top down retro pixel twin stick PvP arena shooter, with, bizarrely, some repetitive and badly done crafting and base building elements... so most of the PvP gameplay here is just clicking to chop down some trees rather than actually playing the game. But seriously, I think it does need to be noted that, of the 130,000+ games on Steam, this is one of the worst, which is truly notable given how bad some of the competition is. So, "Scrunk" is a dead PvP game. Why did it fail? It's video game autopsy time! [i]Almost every PvP exclusive game on Steam fails.[/i] Only a tiny proportion of them "go viral". This game failed for many of the same reasons those others fail. The chief of which is the developer thinking that their game will "go viral" without actually creating any reason for it do so. Competition amongst PvP centric games is extreme, and there's only a finite player base to appeal to. This game failed to reach any kind of critical ma…

Игра "Scrunk" – это восхитительно странный и захватывающий опыт. С первого взгляда может показаться, что это просто хаотичный сборник пиксельной графики и нелепых звуков, но за этой абсурдностью скрывается глубокий и неожиданно вызывающий привыкание геймплей. Scrunk подкупает своей нарочитой несерьезностью. Здесь нет четкого сюжета, нет однозначного способа "выиграть". Вы просто... играете. Исследуете абсурдные уровни, взаимодействуете с чудаковатыми персонажами и экспериментируете с безумными механиками. Именно свобода и непредсказуемость делают Scrunk такой привлекательной. Особенно хочется отметить великолепный саунд-дизайн, который идеально дополняет визуальный стиль. Каждое действие, каждое движение персонажа сопровождается уникальным и, зачастую, уморительным звуком. Это создает неповторимую атмосферу, которая заставляет улыбаться даже в самых, казалось бы, странных ситуациях. Несмотря на свою кажущуюся простоту, Scrunk предлагает достаточно глубины для тех, кто готов потратить время на изучение ее причуд. Она не пытается быть чем-то, чем она не является, и именно это делает ее такой запоминающейся. Отличная игра для тех, кто ищет что-то необычное и готов к абсурдным прикл…

Scrunktastic !!!