Soulsland

Got this game as a gag gift form my brother. By gag gift i mean it made both me and him gag. 100% it for ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles. keep in mind that i did that while queing and playing Valorant. 1/100 game. everything is just the same 3 enimies in 14 diferant maps with no order or plann to them.

The best and the worst soulslike game ever at the same time.

Throughout your life, you experience different things and gradually develop your own tastes in food, places, and Women or their proportions. As time goes on, you start noticing that your preferences do not always align with those of the majority. That you dont seek the most popular, most beatiful, complex or perhaps making sense and logic ways. Sooner or later, you will come across something that genuinely resonates with you, yet leaves most others disgusted or repulsed. What one person sees as unplayable garbage, you enjoy and cherish. Its like Chateu Petrus Pomerul which everyone would make sour face after only sniffing glass. SoulsLand is a truly a piece of its own kind, you gotta experience, just seeing it from youtube video doesnt do the justice. The gameplay, World, Lore, each piece is like a piece puzzle one is for Mona lisa, second Lego piece third chess queen, and all these levels are beatifuly connected through menu which is pure reason why this game should recieve all past and future GOTY awards. The game is truly immaculate and i can see why mr miyazaki, miura and many other would years analyzing this abomination and I’m also pretty sure the developer is sitting …

Don't buy this. I played it long enough, to write a review, so you won't also have to. Ever played a game and it felt like the asset-demo-set of a game-creation-kit? This is how it feels like. You exspect "Gothic" and get "fully bugged, extra short, singleplayer Warhammer-Vermintide II" Don't get me wrong, without the bugs (e.g. falling off the map endlessly, so return to main-menu and start all over, just to end up there again), the game could be o.k. and would have been awesone (referring to the graphics) in the early- to mid-2000, but playing it is so painfull, that it's not even worth, playing each map once for the Steam-achievements. If you though like Soulslike-games and you are in for a different way of suffering, this could bring you joy. I mean, endless suffering, due to bugged maps, that desperately force you, to start all over again..."aglotten for punishment?", then this is a nice candidate with alright-graphics.

confusing asf and buggy, you gotta fix it but it has good stuff to it also. dont buy it full price, but on sale def buy it

Too easy ggs 100%