The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut
Adam DeLease · 2020 · Precision Platformer, Difficult, Platformer, 2D, Funny
PC
Mostly Positive77% · 44
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About The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut
THE STORY
You can't remember how you got here, or what you were doing. You wander around confused... until a voice pierces the heavens. "Hey idiot! Wake up!" You rise from your slumber in a daze... where did that voice come from? Then it returns "Go right you idiot! What are you doing just standing there?" Who the hell is this guys? You're unsure... but you know one thing. He's a major DICK!
THE GAME
The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut is the remastered version of the 2016 sensation "The Narrator is a DICK". The Narrator is back, and he's more of a DICK than ever, but don't worry because now you can take him down with your friends in the all new online co-op mode. If that's not enough, don't worry because new pals are here to help, as you can play as any character in the game!
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Key Features
- Comedy Based Unfair 2D Platformer - Inspired by Games Like "I Wanna Be The Guy" and "Kaizo Mario".
- Fully Voiced - Every Line is Fully Voiced in English.
- A Cavalcade Of Crazy Characters - Meet Zany and Wild Characters as you Travel.
- Full Controller Support - Play using Keyboard or Controller.
- Steam Achievements - An Assortment of Achievements to Unlock.
- Improved Gameplay - Overall the game just feels better and smoother to play.
- Multiplayer - Play every level together with your friends in rooms of up to 144 players.
- Time Trial - Speed runners rejoice as your time played is now tracked in-game, making it easy to decide who is truly the best.
- Original Soundtrack - A brand new original OST by Kirk Markarian.
- Improved Graphics - New and Improved Sprites.
- Infinite Save Slots - Start a New Game Without Losing Progress in Others.
- Improved UI - Better Looking and More Uniform UI Elements.
- Subtitles - Subtitles to Improve Accessibility.
- New SFX - New and Improved Sound Effects.
- Animations - New and Improved Animations.
- Details - New and Improved Level Details.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
✦ AI summary
Players appreciate the game's cheap price, humor, and intentional difficulty design that works well as a party game to frustrate friends, with clear graphics and functional controls. However, major complaints center on the game being brutally frustrating with a snide narrator that amplifies irritation, broken multiplayer features, potential control issues, and stability problems including crashes. The game is explicitly designed to be rage-inducing, so it's only recommended for players specifically seeking that punishing challenge.
Absolute scam, don't buy this if you intend on playing a coop game.2 found this helpful
Generally a cheap game, but I'd say it's worth it for the... single dollar that I paid to get this game. WARNING - if you have anger issues this game can get on your nerves REALLY easily. Generally stay away if you're not up for the challenge. Short n sweet game, has a cool ending, will make you ragequit AT LEAST 7 times, and has an actual sense of humor in contrast to other rage games.1 found this helpful
Multiplayer still broken, the developer is a ♥♥♥♥.
cause what we really needed was more of this ♥♥♥♥♥
Infuriatingly difficult by design. Snide remarks from the narrator (who is a D***, by the way) only make it all the more irritating when you die. A wonderful game for randomly handing the controller to unsuspecting friends and watching them lose their mind. Graphics are clear and controls work well enough, but I suspect the jump button registers doubles sometimes just to mess with you.
Remastered but regardless, the game is still a ♥♥♥ to crash on me
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