The Professor Presents: #GotHandles

"The Professor Presents: #GotHandles" is barely a game, it's an advertising stunt for Mountain Dew. Taking this seriously as a game (don't, because it's just an advert), this is a really mediocre VR exclusive 1v1 basketball simulator. The art assets are not all that great considering Mountain Dew's marketing guys probably had a decent budget, so I guess they squandered all the money on long, boozey lunch breaks. Oh, to be an advertising executive. Sadly it's an industry I can't pursue, I graduated high school and don't have a criminal record. Anyway, graphics are average here. This seems to have been made a VR exclusive both in hopes of "generating a viral buzz" and to prevent any comparison with non-VR 3D games, a comparison that this game would fail very badly at. Developers must learn that while VR is great, if the only thing that makes the game great is the VR, then the game isn't great at all. Imagine a game so bad that it was made VR exclusive, in the hopes that would prevent people playing it and comparing it to professionally developed games. The VR thing is a real problem here and it shows how Mountain Dew really screwed up on this one. Valve's hardware survey …

Worked fine, game was OK. Nothing major to rant about but it was worth it to experience it and see the physics work. Things were designed well. Give it a shot, it's free.

Игра 'The Professor Presents: #GotHandles' — это настоящая находка для всех, кто ценит аркадный геймплей с щепоткой юмора. Разработчики сумели создать что-то действительно уникальное, где каждый матч превращается в захватывающее противостояние, полное неожиданных поворотов. Управление интуитивно понятное, но при этом игра предлагает глубокую стратегию, которую предстоит освоить. Визуальный стиль — отдельная песня, он яркий, мультяшный и просто поднимает настроение. Особенно радует разнообразие персонажей и их уморительные анимации. Провести вечер за этой игрой — одно удовольствие, а соперничество с друзьями добавляет ей еще больше очарования. #GotHandles — это не просто игра, это источник позитивных эмоций и веселья.

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( ͡°👅 ͡°) Good game

This game sucks. He game looks terrible, plays terrible, and controls badly.