Trump Ballroom Blitz

dumb

based.

I feel like using a wrecking ball would have better immersed me into the Trump Ballroom Blitz universe

I *was #1 in the world

Trump Ballroom Blitz is about as simple as a game can get. I am given an excavator and one job, demolish a 3D model of the proposed Trump Ballroom as quickly as possible. There is no campaign, no complicated progression and no big story getting in the way. I find the excavator, start tearing the building apart and try to finish in the fastest time I can. The whole thing is basically a destruction time trial built around a very specific joke. The excavator itself is simple to use. I move around with WASD and control the camera with the mouse, while the excavator arm and demolition attachment let me knock pieces of the building apart. I like the physical destruction because there is something naturally satisfying about watching a structure come down after I start hitting it. The game also uses the building model based on the latest architectural designs available to the developer, which gives the destruction a little more context than simply smashing a random generic building. The main reason I would come back is the time challenge. The game has a global leaderboard for the fastest demolition, so once I know the layout I can start thinking about how to improve my route and waste le…

10/10