Oh No! Ninjas!

Oh No! Ninjas! is a free mobile app that's been dumped on Steam as if it was a real PC game (it's not)... it's a cash grab from greedy mobile devs. The game is a basic typing challenge game to improve your iPhone keyboard skills. Ninjas are coming to attack you so you must tap out words on your iPhone keyboard to stop them. That's all there is to it... nothing different than all the other typing games on Steam, but slightly worse because this is designed with mobile phones in mind, not gaming PCs. From a technical perspective, as a mobile app, this doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. The mobile app features lazy low-polygon "retro" assets, making this look like a barely functional 3D game from the mid 2000s. It's unclear why the developers weren't able to arrange high quality, high polygon count contemporary assets for the mobile app (although the requirement for this to r…

This is a fun way to improve your Words Per Minute (WPM) typing skills. I like the cartoonish graphics, Japanese-themed music, and silly comments from the sensei. Check out my gameplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lE_xKMgQhps&feature=youtu.be

Addictive. Largely reccomend.

I can't believe I bought this game. I gave it 6 minutes of my time and I feel like I should've been compensated way more than what I spent on this mobile game. The fact they even charge anything for this is absurd. Game is horrible and you can find a better typing game elsewhere for FREE. 8/100