Verbal Beatdown

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☐ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long …

There are book genres, but they don't seem to matter. Probably need to unlock more perks. The words are fixed length, starting at 3 and increasing 1 character/round There are all kinds of debuffs making your letters detrimental or impossible to use. You can't use the same letter 2 rounds in a row, so the most common letters will consistently ♥♥♥♥ you. Between these restrictions, and the time limit, it's impossible for me. I have a great vocabulary and am pretty quick about it, but the restrictions are too much. Restrictions aside, the UI here shows a QWERTY keyboard with appropriate letters grayed out or with a status effect indicator on them. I found it very hard to visually see what words I could build. In something like Bookworm, it's a simple grid of large, bold letters, and you can skim over it and pick up on possible words. You could memorize a sequence of words to keep the chain going really long, but then there's not much point to the game. Still, I like the concept, and it's cheap, so try it for yourself and see.

Very fun game. Yessir!

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