Burgerwise the Clown

Burgerwise the Clown

Andrew Augustine · May 28, 2018 · Indie, Violent

Buy Burgerwise the Clown from Steam at $0.99 — the cheapest of 1 store we compare.

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lowest tracked $0.69
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Burgerwise the Clown price by region

Burgerwise the Clown costs €0.79 in Europe (EUR), £0.79 in the United Kingdom, $0.90 in Georgia (USD), $0.99 in the United States, CA$1.19 in Canada, NZ$1.29 in New Zealand, A$1.50 in Australia, R$2.29 in Brazil and zł3.59 in Poland right now.

Cheapest Burgerwise the Clown offer in each region, in local currency
RegionBest priceOfficial storeKey shopStores
Europe (EUR) €0.79 €0.79 — 1
United Kingdom £0.79 £0.79 — 1
Georgia (USD) $0.90 $0.90 — 1
United Statesyour region $0.99 $0.99 — 1
Canada CA$1.19 CA$1.19 — 1
New Zealand NZ$1.29 NZ$1.29 — 1
Australia A$1.50 A$1.50 — 1
Brazil R$2.29 R$2.29 — 1
Poland zł3.59 zł3.59 — 1

Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.

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About Burgerwise the Clown

✦ AI summary

Burgerwise the Clown is a mini metroidvania sidescroller where you play as a deranged clown seeking revenge against mysterious monsters that killed your roommates and violated your precious burgers. Explore interconnected areas, defeat five bosses, collect upgrades like double jump and dash abilities, and consume the hearts of fallen clowns to survive this darkly absurd adventure.

Burgerwise is a hard working clown. He spends his days spreading horror and terror everywhere he can, smashing up puppies and dragging their little bodies back to his home to run his heater for the coven of clowns he's shacked up with. He has a few roommates he could do without though; the Taffy Maker and his annoying hat. That guy who runs the heater is creepy. The random cloud guy with his dumb mustache. And that robot clown they tried making and then tried flushing down the pipes because he was so friggin annoying. But he's friends with the other clowns. Mostly. He hates when they touch his burgers though. Hates it so much he could just...smash them up. Smash them into a million pieces with his hammy ham.

But he can't do that. People would frown on him for that.

One day though, after a stint of puppy smashing, he comes home to find his clown friends dead, weird half-painted monsters roaming around, and someone has gotten into his BURGERS! Just as he's about to destroy every last one of those monsters, a light bulb goes off. A wondrous idea pops into his head. He could kill the others. The Taffy Maker and Cloud guy and all of them! The cops wouldn't question him then...it's so genius, so perfectly diabolical! And he could take their stuff too!

And then he'll find out who broke in. And probably smash them too.

Gameplay

Burgerwise the Clown is a mini metroidvania sidescroller.

There Are Five Bosses In total.

Four upgrades including double jump, dash, water breathing, and a nice revolver.

Find all the dead clowns, smash them up and eat their hearts to gain more health.

Burgerwise the Clown — game info

Platforms
Windows
Player modes
Single-player
PC Game Pass
Not included

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

✦ AI summary

Burgerwise the Clown is a budget retro pixel platformer with a deliberately goofy and creepy art style that some players appreciate, though it suffers from poor control mapping, lack of tutorials, and confusing game mechanics that leave players stuck unable to progress. While the graphics and atmospheric music receive praise for the price point, the game feels rough and unpolished with unclear systems like extra life mechanics, making it a rough-around-the-edges experience best suited for players who specifically enjoy intentionally crude indie games.

Recommended Jun 13, 2019
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4 found this helpful
Not recommended Apr 8, 2019
Overall, 1. the key control mapping is OMG 2. no tutorial or instructions good point is 1. graphics is good in this price range
4 found this helpful
Recommended Mar 18, 2020
I really enjoy the art style and if the game was a little more polished it would be great. The goofy, yet creepy art style really matches and the song that plays on loop is really nice for setting a creepy atmosphere. I'd like it a bit more if it looped a little smoother though. So far, I have just unlocked the gun, but have no idea how to get out of the water area in order to kill the final boss. I can only double jump and there are no platforms to land on that I can find, so as of right now I am stuck in a pit and cannot finish the game. I'm also confused as to how the extra hearts work. After destroying the first dead clown, I got an extra life. When I destroyed a second clown, it didn't give me anything. Upon dying, it takes away the extra life that I earned, so I have to go all the way back and destroy the dead clowns again. Also, bullets are used based on how many times the key is pressed, but it doesn't fire the same amount of bullets if you try to fire them too fast, so it is very easy to end up wasting bullets this way.
2 found this helpful
Recommended Jun 5, 2019
if the screens are tempting you, pretty easy this little one will deliver. basic, rough and bare... still a YES from same dev: https://store.steampowered.com/app/763200/Volkstein/ i'll also add "Clowns" tag, which is weirdly missing!
2 found this helpful
Not recommended Sep 16, 2019
Overall, 1. the key control mapping is OMG 2. no tutorial or instructions good point is 1. graphics is good in this price range
1 found this helpful
Not recommended Aug 21, 2020
This is a joke game where you control a monster horror clown with a big mallet and you need to club garish and freaky enemies through deliberately badly made 2D retro pixel platformer levels. There's no gameplay or artistic merit here. Fixed, nonsensical controls and terrible art. I can say however that this game exceeds literally hundreds of other retro 2D pixel games because you can change the resolution, so it's almost like they tried making a proper video game.

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