Squirrel Stapler
David Szymanski · September 12, 2023 · Horror, Hunting, Dark Humor, Nature, Exploration
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Squirrel Stapler price by region
Squirrel Stapler costs £2.90 in the United Kingdom, €3.19 in Europe (EUR), $3.58 in the United States, $3.58 in Georgia (USD), CA$10.49 in Canada, A$11.79 in Australia, NZ$11.79 in New Zealand, zł18.25 in Poland and R$26.49 in Brazil right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 United Kingdom | £2.90 −57% | £6.69 | £2.90 | 4 |
 Europe (EUR) | €3.19 −59% | €7.79 | €3.19 | 6 |
 United Statesyour region | $3.58 −55% | $7.99 | $3.58 | 5 |
 Georgia (USD) | $3.58 −28% | $4.99 | $3.58 | 4 |
 Canada | CA$10.49 | CA$10.49 | — | 3 |
 Australia | A$11.79 | A$11.79 | — | 3 |
 New Zealand | NZ$11.79 | NZ$11.79 | — | 2 |
 Poland | zł18.25 −51% | zł36.99 | zł18.25 | 3 |
 Brazil | R$26.49 | R$26.49 | — | 2 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About Squirrel Stapler
Squirrel Stapler is a short horror hunting simulator where you stalk woodland creatures to collect them for a deeply disturbing purpose, all while evading a wrathful supernatural force that forbids your grim work. It's a pitch-black comedic takedown of budget edutainment games that trades jump scares for sustained dread and absurdist wrongness.
A lonely man living in a remote cabin wakes up one day and realizes his beloved--a dismembered corpse nailed to the cabin wall--has been made ugly and rotten by the flies that swarm her. He wishes she were beautiful, like the squirrels of the wood. And so he sets out to hunt the squirrels of the wood, so that he might staple them to her and make her beautiful again.
But that is easier said than done. A sinister presence lurks in the deep forest, and it has only one rule: "Thou shalt not staple squirrels!"
IN SQUIRREL STAPLER YOU CAN...
- Hunt squirrels! Move quietly, hide in bushes, stay low, and pick the right time to pull the trigger!
- Lure even bigger squirrels with a squirrel call!
- Be wary of larger creatures and vengeful ghosts! You aren't the only alpha predator in the forest!
- Freely explore a large nonlinear map littered with educational squirrel facts and more!
- Meet god!
NEW FEATURES AND FIXES
- The forest is more alive than ever with more to see, do, and hear
- Unlockable GIANT SQUIRRELS mode
- Full quality of life pass on the game balance, UI, and tutorials
- Expanded options menu
- Full controller support
- Many bug fixes
- New goodies in the goodies folder
- Achievements
Squirrel Stapler — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Steam Deck
- Playable
- Player modes
- Single-player
- Controller
- Full controller support
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
Squirrel Stapler is a bizarre and surreal game that players find either entertaining or deeply unsettling, with reactions ranging from enthusiastic approval to existential dread. The core gameplay loop of squirrel-related mechanics divides opinion, though some appreciate its absurdist charm while others find it disturbing. Most players seem to view it as a quirky distraction rather than an essential purchase.
in another effort to review every video game that has helped distract me from the crushing weight of my own mortality and the unavoidable horrors of the human condition: i'd give this game a [b] 0/10 [/b] with the footnote: [i] although this game is a 0/10 due to the blatant neglect for the character's beautiful wife, i don't want to upset god so i'm still recommending it [/i]7 found this helpful
A squirrel in the hand is worth two in the bush.2 found this helpful
Blow up squirrel, what more do you need? 10/10 game
so terrifying
I met god. Squirrels dies so squirrels may live. Lobsters lives so lobsters may die.
its ok
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