Crush Your Enemies

A very fun and straightforward campaign with short, independent levels that are enjoyable to complete. The multiplayer is essentially dead. 100% steam achievements Time : 16.1H Completion Difficulty : 3/10 Playthroughs : N/A - level-based game Missables : None Online required : Yes - 100 multiplayer wins Notable requirements : Earn 3 stars on every level, win 100 multiplayer matches, and reach 20 000 total kills. The campaign is easy but the multiplayer is dead. A friend is strongly recommended.

Crush your foes today Goblins charge across the land Victory tastes so sweet

I want to like this, I really do. But the challenges basically boil down to "we put all these fun mechanics in front of you... but go suck korb's knob, cause we don't want to let you use them all at once." The controls aren't intuitive when I need to try and measure out my troops mid-fight while the computer can basically perform mitosis on the battlefield. Speaking of the computer, if it doesn't like the path enough, it won't play. You can awkwardly stall the enemy out because they'll decide "no this path isn't to my liking i'll just run in a circle" or "what if i just keep rotating between the two potential paths because there's vikings on both sides?" _*_*_ 2/5 stars. I'm off to be a pirate instead.

Definitely not worth full price. Feels like an incomplete mobile game port. The controls are not as smooth as they should be given how simple they are. The levels are puzzle-like which in itself isn't a bad thing, but it's not actually very fun finding the best solutions.

After finishing all campaigns, I can say that Crush Your Enemies is a genuinely fun game. However, whether it truly qualifies as an RTS is something I'll come back to later. Let's start with the presentation. The pixel-art style looks fantastic, the artwork is full of personality, and the campaign dialogue is filled with silly humor and unfiltered language that fits the game's chaotic atmosphere. The sound effects are satisfying too, from the fighting noises to corpses flying across the battlefield. The music is enjoyable, although there are only a handful of tracks, so it can become repetitive during longer play sessions. As for the gameplay, it is straightforward and easy to understand. Unfortunately, that simplicity also means there are not many different ways to approach missions. Throughout the campaigns, I was usually able to complete most challenges and collect nearly all available skulls. However, I did encounter a few frustrating bugs. In some missions, objectives would not register even after I had clearly captured every building. There were also challenges that felt unreasonable, such as requiring a hero to kill 150 enemies while simultaneously keeping specific units a…

super funny game and nice idea.