77p egg: Eggwife

Every time the developers of postal went "no, we can't pot that in, its too immature and crude", they sent that idea to this game. I am almost annoyed how well designed this game is. It's such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but the weapons, enemies and level design are superb. the imsim elements are great to mess around with, even the puzzles in the levels are fun. The music is great, everything is just so finely crafted.

The video game industry has given us a few think-pieces over the last decades; Soma, The Stanley Parable, The Talos Principle, Disco Elysium... but 77p egg: Eggwife tends to be overlooked in this category. To the untrained eye, 77p egg: Eggwife may APPEAR to be a deranged collection of pixels assembled during a carbon-monoxide leak. This is, of course, because the untrained eye lacks the necessary intellectual architecture to comprehend it. Eggwife is not "played" so much as interrogated, its very malformed texture and baffling interaction demanding familiarity with postmodernism, Jungian psychology, and possibly advanced egg theory. Those complaining that it "makes no sense" are merely announcing, with admirable efficiency, that they have never truly confronted the limits of human consciousness. Indeed, enjoying Eggwife should probably require a license. Its subtle meditation on existence--man, egg, wife, the terrifying liminal space between egg and wife--operates on frequencies simply unavailable to the average consumer of videogames. While lesser minds occupy themselves with "stories", "objectives", and "basic visual coherence", the Eggwife connoisseur sits silently before the…

[h1] po pew pooo pew po poo pewp ewp ewpewppoo ewpewpo poo poo poo poo PEw PEE PEW PEW PEE PEE PEW PEW [/h1] PISSTOLE, with self reloading ammo. double jump also leaves a mark !!!! [b] !!!! 100% opinion here but - DOOM, SKYRIM, FALLOUT, QUAKE, HALO, COD, BODYCAM, BORED-ERLANDS, ... ETC... ALL MODERN SHOOTERS - Could Learn and Few things here !!!!! [/b] JEEFF-PPEEE-EASS at it's core ... ... DONT PEEEE in MY Mouth!!!!!! - EPIC CORPORATE BOSS -

ITs alright. I liked it well enough, not enough to 100% but im glad i played it, it was a unique experience

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While I don't particularly care for (nor particularly hate) all the scatological humor in the game, 77p has an excellent sense of situational comedy. Many environmental gags, especially earlier on, had me stopping dead in my tracks to get the chuckle out of my system. Two notable examples that come to mind are [spoiler] the bathroom mirror gag in level 3 and the giant boss around 2/3rds through the game having a repertoire of voice lines that consists of many re-takes of the same two awful cow puns... and randomly going "I'm 5 foot 8", which itself is a reference to an earlier NPC non-sequitor.[/spoiler] 77p egg took me about 7 hours to finish, with a lot of that time spent looking for secrets. This is one of the game's strengths, and I don't mean it derisively. By the time the game's humor and somewhat limited enemy list starts running thin, it starts wrapping up, and you still have plenty of replayability from secret-hunting or the arena mode. The gunplay is alright (some guns feel weak or have weak sounds/visuals), the level design stays thoughtful throughout the entire adventure, even if it gets a bit linear, and the music is pretty good as well. At the end of the day I'm not …