Zortch

Zortch

Mutantleg · 2023 · FPS, Boomer Shooter, Shooter, Action, Female Protagonist

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Overwhelmingly Positive98% · 1,253
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About Zortch

✦ AI summary

Blast your way off an alien planet as professional slacker Zortch Maximum in this sci-fi FPS packed with horror-comedy, 9 weapons, and 30+ grotesque enemy types across 15 levels. A lightweight custom engine, 6 difficulty modes, and cheeky customization options like confetti blood and a mysterious helpful voice make this irreverent shooter perfect for low-spec machines.

Zortch is a single player FPS game in a sci-fi setting with horror and comedy elements

Zortch Maxinum is a professional slacker who finds herself captured by aliens after falling
for their fake holiday scheme - now she must escape their planet or become a light snack
lucky for her there is a mysterious voice helping her along the way

Features:
  • Custom engine that runs well on low-spec machines
  • Combat heavy gameplay
  • 6 difficulty modes - from very easy to extreme
  • 9 guns + kicking (grenade launcher, tnt, tripmine, plasma pistol, a double barreled shotgun and a bizarre living lightning gun)
  • 15 levels
  • 5 boss levels
  • 30+ enemy types (giant green brainsucking aliens and their inventions and cronies: spider mines, lizards with rocket launchers, raptors, pudding like amoeboid pretending to be humanoid guards, and a giant 20 feet tall flatworm cyborg bounty hunter .. among others)
  • powerups: portable medkit, invisibility
  • FOV slider
  • Letterbox mode
  • Custom violence mode: you can change blood to be confetti or ketchup
  • Feeble attempts at humor

What Steam players say

Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.

Recommended Jun 30, 2026
Zortch (Maxinum Against The Brainsuckers) is a charming game through and through. Every weapon feels like it's worth using (except the wrench, sadly). The pistol is good for turtling one's self and at a height advantage. The Shotgun excels at protecting you while exploring. The SMG is also a sniper and pops heads better than anything else you have. Dynamite, the Grenade Launcher, and the Flamethrower are all useful for various forms of crowd control, and the Brain is your BFG. While I never really found a reason to use Trip Mines, the fact they are a selectable weapon means you can pick up mines already placed as traps, thereby granting more options for movement in combat. Movement is fast. While you can't shoot while sprinting, the sheer speed you get from it is invaluable for repositioning. Even when the game is actively trying to trap you I never felt cornered, out of movement options, or otherwise without recourse to avoid death. The sound is good, on average. The music and environmental sound effects aren't bad by any means, but there's something about the sound quality that made them a bit grating for my sensitive wittle ears. The gun sound effects aren't as impactful as I'…
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Recommended Jun 30, 2026
Have you ever asked yourself "What if Shiny made an FPS?" You don't have to ask yourself that question anymore, because here it is.
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Recommended Jul 16, 2026
Enjoyed the game quite a bit. For 5 bucks its totally worth it not enough n64 era looking fps in the indie scene.
Recommended Jul 8, 2026
Absolutely phenomenal. This game works off of it's inspirations so well that it can easily pass as being made 25 years ago. You can easily feel that this game was made with love for the genre, all of the weapons are fun to use and the enemies are fun to engage with, and the humor and the way that the game doesn't take itself fully seriously really adds to the fun and enjoyment. Add to that the level design is done thoughtfully and allows for multiple ways to finish a mission, and the movement opens avenues for player expression by letting the player decide the pacing of encounters. Easiest recommendation of my life. Especially with that price tag, which honestly could be 3 times what it is and my appraisal would not change.
Recommended Jul 5, 2026
I have balls cancer
Recommended Jun 28, 2026
This game is really nice. It reminds me of the first Quake. It is very original and has a good gunplay.

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