Unreal Hospital 8

This game is pretty good, i love the outfits it actually motivated me to complete the game 100% and find allll of the anomalies in hopes of seeing some spicy costumes on the woman however i was disappointed in the last outfit, it needed more ass! more outfits less cloth pls! 9/10

Various things so the game camera itself is janky but the resolution I run my PC makes it impossible to select main menu options because the entire UI interface blocks going back out of the submenus, on lower resolutions (1024x768). In-game it's fine because you can just press the ESC key but the ESC key doesn't do anything in Main Menu. I have to ALT+F4 or switch to a higher resolution to back out at that point. You can't change your own controls but I'm satisfied with the defaults at least. Default language, there's no way to set it so you always have to select English everytime you load into the game...that's..come on. Anyways, wonky gameplay but from the little that I played, the anomalies were average. It's a cool unique feature in the anomaly game franchise to shoot things to identify them and the effects the dev made for that are actually cool. This looks like it was put together in a very short time, like we're talking game-jam level short, because camera movement is wonky, mouse sensitivity is wonky, camera alternative angle button has the character freaking out which way to look sometimes. This game needs a decent amount of polish to be considered to stay in my …

GOOD BOOBA GOOD GAME GOOD NIGHT

[h1] The Simpsons Steamed Hams Parody [/h1] [Wesker (Chalmers) stands outside the sterile, flickering hospital room, checking a tactical wristwatch that permanently reads 7 minutes. Inside, Chris (Skinner) is frantically trying to hide a massive, vibrating, glitched-out asset.] Wesker: [Adjusting his sunglasses inside a completely pitch-black hallway] Well, Chris, I made it, despite your attempts to completely destroy the engine's navigation mesh. Chris: Ah, Albert Wesker, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable anomaly hunt that looks suspiciously like a budget Racoon City Hospital asset flip! Wesker: Eh... [Wesker enters. In the hallway, he sits on a low-poly hospital gurney while Chris runs into the exam room, only to find the "guaranteed" anomaly he needed has rolled a 1% spawn rate, resetting his run and killing his frame rate.] Chris: Oh egads! My unlockable costume progress is ruined! [The sound of Wesker’s heavy, unoptimized footsteps approaching can be heard as Chris looks at the exit door] But what if... I were to claim a basic hallway texture pop-in was a feature and disguise it as an Umbrella conspiracy? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Chris. [Chri…

An Exit 8 clone with a big butt, Enjoyable throughout. Good job!

The game was actually pretty fun for a short experience. I enjoyed the challenge and spotting the anomalies kept me engaged. My biggest issue was the mouse sensitivity and movement. It felt awkward and made the game harder for the wrong reasons. If the controls were smoother, I would’ve enjoyed it a lot more. Still, for a short game it was a decent time