BeefeaterXO

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BeefeaterXO is not a game. Games contain meaningful gamelike interaction and game loops, which are absent in this advertisement. Instead of being a game, BeefeaterXO is a software application that's a real weird ego piece... it basically plays a VR video of extremely poor quality advertisement for Beefeater gin, about someone who nobody has ever heard of. Apparently a chef in Spain with a godawfully bad haircut. And this non-game non-interactive video is even worse. Steam is not here to compete with the ads on Youtube. Come on. The whole purpose of this garbage non-game video is to advertise and sell Beefeater gin. Ohh... wait a second, isn't advertising alcohol to the minors on Steam illegal? For those unfamiliar with what actually makes something a game, a "game loop" describes the interaction and feedback a gamer has when playing a game. Tetris, for example, has a game loop where a random block appears, the gamer interacts with the block to position it, and then the game decides if that finishes a row or not, increases the players score if any rows were completed, then gives the gamer another block to position. Counter-Strike has a game loop where a player seeks a…

It's an advertisement for Beefeater gin. It's a 3D spherical projection movie. And it's free. People are disappointed that it's not a game, but in my opinion, it's a pretty good VR experience. You're inserted into a couple of weird scenes, and it's pretty psychedelic. It's a nice promo piece - I'm interested to see more from the developer. (Dabiz Muñoz, for those who don't know, is an internationally recognized chef - that's him, the guy with the mowhok in the video above.) So far, everything the developer offers is free - check out the other ones too! [quote=author]I am a Steam Curator - if you like my reviews (or even if you don't), you can join my group here: https://store.steampowered.com/curator/42458001-Phantom-Space-Reviews/[/quote]

Игра "BeefeaterXO" предлагает увлекательный геймплей с яркой графикой и динамичным сюжетом. Управление интуитивно понятно, а уровни разнообразны, что поддерживает интерес. Однако некоторые механики кажутся излишне сложными для новичков. Звуковая дорожка атмосферна, но не всегда гармонично сочетается с действиями. Цена на игру кажется завышенной для её текущего уровня реализации. В целом — достойный выбор для любителей аркадных приключений, но с оговорками по оптимизации.

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---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☑ Gnome. ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☑ Gnome. ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Gnome. ☐ Bad ☐ Earrape ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ Gnome. ☐ Lizards ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☑ Gnome. ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☑ Gnome. ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{Grind}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding ---{Story}--- ☐ Story? ☐ Text or Audio floating around ☐ Average ☐ Good ☑ Gnome. ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Gnome. ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ Gnome. ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☑ Gnome. ☐ The game itself is a big te…