BRAiN VOMiTS GARDEN

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if you have performance issues on this game just uninstall theres nothing you can do plus why do i hear the falling sound each time i walk uphill

[h1]Before I played BRAiN VOMiTS GARDEN, I had a small pp, no friends, no gf, depression, and no life. These things havent changed, but the game is pretty good[/h1]

I walked upon waves of stone to reach a rebirth wrought from the labor of loneliness. *cue Brian Eno's An Ending (Ascent)*

"BRAiN VOMiTS GARDEN" is an abandoned Early Access attempt to make some kind of interactive social hub that failed utterly because, well, it was garbage. Remove "brain" from the title and it's totally fitting to describe the quality here... none whatsoever. The only question of interest is who abandoned the game first... the 5 people who tried it once or the developers. The answer? Nobody cares. This features fairly low quality low poly 3D visuals which will deter a lot of gamers, understandably. Gaming is a visual medium, and it's clear the developers behind this didn't understand that. This is "free" enough, at least you won't be expected to spend any more money after you download this, but just because something is free doesn't mean it's good. And the developer, demonstrating some remarkable delusions of grandeur, said they intend to flood this with nasty DLC monetization when the game goes viral and they finish it. None of those things happened. Even though this is "free", it failed to appeal to the 120 million+ gamers on Steam. SteamDB showed the game peaked at only 5 concurrent players... this is a dismal public reception. This was so bad they couldn't even give it…