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About Burgerwise the Clown
Burgerwise is a hard working clown. He spends his days spreading horror and terror everywhere he can, smashing up puppies and dragging their little bodies back to his home to run his heater for the coven of clowns he's shacked up with. He has a few roommates he could do without though; the Taffy Maker and his annoying hat. That guy who runs the heater is creepy. The random cloud guy with his dumb mustache. And that robot clown they tried making and then tried flushing down the pipes because he was so friggin annoying. But he's friends with the other clowns. Mostly. He hates when they touch his burgers though. Hates it so much he could just...smash them up. Smash them into a million pieces with his hammy ham.
But he can't do that. People would frown on him for that.
One day though, after a stint of puppy smashing, he comes home to find his clown friends dead, weird half-painted monsters roaming around, and someone has gotten into his BURGERS! Just as he's about to destroy every last one of those monsters, a light bulb goes off. A wondrous idea pops into his head. He could kill the others. The Taffy Maker and Cloud guy and all of them! The cops wouldn't question him then...it's so genius, so perfectly diabolical! And he could take their stuff too!
And then he'll find out who broke in. And probably smash them too.
Gameplay
Burgerwise the Clown is a mini metroidvania sidescroller.
There Are Five Bosses In total.
Four upgrades including double jump, dash, water breathing, and a nice revolver.
Find all the dead clowns, smash them up and eat their hearts to gain more health.
But he can't do that. People would frown on him for that.
One day though, after a stint of puppy smashing, he comes home to find his clown friends dead, weird half-painted monsters roaming around, and someone has gotten into his BURGERS! Just as he's about to destroy every last one of those monsters, a light bulb goes off. A wondrous idea pops into his head. He could kill the others. The Taffy Maker and Cloud guy and all of them! The cops wouldn't question him then...it's so genius, so perfectly diabolical! And he could take their stuff too!
And then he'll find out who broke in. And probably smash them too.
Gameplay
Burgerwise the Clown is a mini metroidvania sidescroller.
There Are Five Bosses In total.
Four upgrades including double jump, dash, water breathing, and a nice revolver.
Find all the dead clowns, smash them up and eat their hearts to gain more health.
What Steam players say
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Overall, 1. the key control mapping is OMG 2. no tutorial or instructions good point is 1. graphics is good in this price range4 found this helpful
I really enjoy the art style and if the game was a little more polished it would be great. The goofy, yet creepy art style really matches and the song that plays on loop is really nice for setting a creepy atmosphere. I'd like it a bit more if it looped a little smoother though. So far, I have just unlocked the gun, but have no idea how to get out of the water area in order to kill the final boss. I can only double jump and there are no platforms to land on that I can find, so as of right now I am stuck in a pit and cannot finish the game. I'm also confused as to how the extra hearts work. After destroying the first dead clown, I got an extra life. When I destroyed a second clown, it didn't give me anything. Upon dying, it takes away the extra life that I earned, so I have to go all the way back and destroy the dead clowns again. Also, bullets are used based on how many times the key is pressed, but it doesn't fire the same amount of bullets if you try to fire them too fast, so it is very easy to end up wasting bullets this way.2 found this helpful
if the screens are tempting you, pretty easy this little one will deliver. basic, rough and bare... still a YES from same dev: https://store.steampowered.com/app/763200/Volkstein/ i'll also add "Clowns" tag, which is weirdly missing!2 found this helpful
Overall, 1. the key control mapping is OMG 2. no tutorial or instructions good point is 1. graphics is good in this price range1 found this helpful
This is a joke game where you control a monster horror clown with a big mallet and you need to club garish and freaky enemies through deliberately badly made 2D retro pixel platformer levels. There's no gameplay or artistic merit here. Fixed, nonsensical controls and terrible art. I can say however that this game exceeds literally hundreds of other retro 2D pixel games because you can change the resolution, so it's almost like they tried making a proper video game.
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