C4 Clicker: First Mint
Capital Caps · 2026 · Casual, 2D, Cartoony, Cute, Comedy
PC
This game is free to play. Get it on Steam →
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About C4 Clicker: First Mint
Welcome to C4 Clicker: First Mint, a clicker game where fake coins are serious business (not really).This isn’t your average idle game. It’s a crypto parody packed with ridiculous token farming, market chaos, and just enough trading knowledge to confuse your inner bag-holder.💸 FEATURES:
• Click to mint worthless coins faster than a scam DAO
• Unlock Steam Inventory Items as in-game drops
• Earn all Steam Achievements in one wild ride
• Use the in-game console to explore real-world trading concepts
→ Indicators, charting, trend analysis, FOMO, mini games — all gamified
• Parody crypto culture, rug pulls, and late-night trading YouTubers🎮 No blockchain. No NFTs. Just satire, Steam items, and fake financial clout.You won't get rich. But you will click.⏳ Drops occur every 60 minutes.
Just parody tokens, market chaos, and the thrill of the mint.
• Click to mint worthless coins faster than a scam DAO
• Unlock Steam Inventory Items as in-game drops
• Earn all Steam Achievements in one wild ride
• Use the in-game console to explore real-world trading concepts
→ Indicators, charting, trend analysis, FOMO, mini games — all gamified
• Parody crypto culture, rug pulls, and late-night trading YouTubers🎮 No blockchain. No NFTs. Just satire, Steam items, and fake financial clout.You won't get rich. But you will click.⏳ Drops occur every 60 minutes.
Current Rarity Distribution
- Normal — 60.8%
- Common — 21.7%
- Uncommon-ish — 13.0%
- Uncommon — 4.2%
- Rare — 0.17%
- Very Rare — 0.087%
Just parody tokens, market chaos, and the thrill of the mint.
What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
i'm naming my firstborn after this game5 found this helpful
I can say with confidence this was one of the worse game I ever played I would not even recommend this to my worse enemy it was so bad I even thinking remove it from my account and I feel like you should be careful for this game remember the guy that lost 30k for his cancer treatments this can have some of those Crypto malware for when you start the game it say another name Crypto Miner so be careful2 found this helpful
I like it, collecting "crypto" tokens on Steam! Interesting to see how this evolves over time.1 found this helpful
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[quote][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_slop][b]Warning: AI Slop[/b][/url] This game is partially or completely made with talentless, soulless AI generated content.[/quote] [quote][b][url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microtransaction]Warning: In-Game Cash Shop[/url][/b] This game is infested with a toxic mobile app style cash shop. You will be prompted to and expected to give money/credit card details to the developers through this cash shop to buy in-game goods so you can play the game.[/quote] "C4 Clicker: First Mint" is another disgusting clicker scam game like "banana". Effectively a blockchain/NFT game, but abusing the Steam Marketplace instead of some other blockchain/wallet system... the end result is the same, this isn't a real game, it's just dumped on Steam to scam PC gamers through the Steam Marketplace. It has no value as a serious game, you just click stuff in the hopes an "NFT" marketplace item drops so the developer can get paid for the sale... and of course so the developer can sell ones that he's farmed up himself. So while this looks "free", it's only superficial. The real purpose for this game is for the developer to farm and exploit Steam Inventory…
The number is going up but I don't feel like I'm making progress. This is just like real life.
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