Chowdertwo

[u] This review was written in English and Russian in purpose to save your money and time. [/u] [i] “The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are sure while the intelligent are full of doubt”. Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 3rd Earl Russell [/i] The fundamental cause of trouble of the [url=http://steamcommunity.com/id/chowderchu] Chowdertwo’s developer (nicknamed Chowderchu) [/url] is that he is absolutely sure he can be a video games developer. Beyond all doubt that’s far from the truth because this game is REALLY bad. A little bird told me the developer ignores the fact that an investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. As a result we have this so-called “game” because the developer spent his mom’s money on this product. So far I thought that you ought to have talents, skills, imagination to be a video games developer. But it was before I played the first part of this product (Chowderchu) Chowdertwo is the second part of the game. Cons 1. Chowdertwo’s controls are shockingly bad in purpose for being “hardcore”. Your main control scheme is A and D to move left/right, W or Space to jump, Shift to teleport, Tab to use doors and ta…

This game made me want to throw my keyboard at the wall. I still liked it. It has a nice feel to it and a cool soundtrack. The game is a bit too difficult for me, yet for people who like difficult platformers, you will definitely enjoy this.

For those times when you want a sado-masochistic relationship but can't be bothered to set up a fetlife account: Chowdertwo. Chowdertwo was created with the help of russian hackers as an attempt to undermine democracy in the west; and in that effort, it has succeeded, at least to this reviewer. I checked the box saying I received this for free, but honestly the costs of using this product are extreme: I've lost two fingers on my dominant hand and my penis has shrunk 2 inches as a direct result of loss of pride and blood. I'd give it 4 out of 5 stars, with star denoting a burning sphere of plasma in direct contact with my face.

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I'm just going to post my review from Chowderchu here, as the same thing applies. I've played a lot of very bad games on Steam, but I'd be shocked if this one wasn't one of the worst ones there is. It's hard to even fathom why someone would waste their time making it, let alone playing it. And the $5 price tag is asinine. Trust me readers, there are numerous better games for $5 on sale, and if this goes down to 50 cents on sale, then there are STILL numerous better games for 50 cents.

One of the hardest games I've ever played. This game requires a lot of meticulous coordination between both keyboard and mouse. Once I got used to the coordination and controls the levels become less intimidating and game's levels completion becomes exponentially satisfying. I recommend this game to anyone looking for a challenge! In terms off game design: -Graphics has a fun and classical looking -Music is awesome! -Level design feels unique and experientially nice