Chop Goblins
David Szymanski · December 12, 2022 · Boomer Shooter, FPS, Old School, Funny, Fast-Paced
Buy Chop Goblins from Fanatical at $1.64 — the cheapest of 4 stores we compare. The cheapest Chop Goblins key from a keyshop is $1.89 at Eneba.
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Overwhelmingly Positive97% · 3,2351playing now
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Chop Goblins price by region
Chop Goblins costs €1.31 in Europe (EUR), £1.31 in the United Kingdom, $1.64 in the United States, CA$1.87 in Canada, $1.89 in Georgia (USD), A$2.47 in Australia, NZ$6.29 in New Zealand, R$10.89 in Brazil and zł17.99 in Poland right now.
| Region | Best price | Official store | Key shop | Stores |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 Europe (EUR) | €1.31 −67% | €1.31 | €1.71 | 4 |
 United Kingdom | £1.31 −67% | £1.31 | — | 3 |
 United Statesyour region | $1.64 −67% | $1.64 | $1.89 | 4 |
 Canada | CA$1.87 −67% | CA$1.87 | — | 3 |
 Georgia (USD) | $1.89 −43% | $3.29 | $1.89 | 3 |
 Australia | A$2.47 −67% | A$2.47 | — | 3 |
 New Zealand | NZ$6.29 | NZ$6.29 | — | 2 |
 Brazil | R$10.89 | R$10.89 | — | 2 |
 Poland | zł17.99 | zł17.99 | zł35.81 | 3 |
Each row is a real price from that region's own stores, not a currency conversion, so the figures are not directly comparable. Switch regions in the header to shop the one you buy in.
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About Chop Goblins
✦ AI summary
Chase loose Chop Goblins through time and space in this bite-sized FPS campaign that delivers full gameplay depth and creative level design in just 30 minutes. Packed with five distinct time-period settings, unique weapons, and satisfying combat, it's the perfect quick-play shooter that begs to be replayed for leaderboards, achievements, and secrets.
You thought it would be fun to break into a nearby museum and root through the artifacts stored there. Little did you know that a dusty chest in the basement imprisoned the evil CHOP GOBLINS.
Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future.
And you can finish it in about 30 minutes!
Chop Goblins is a "microshooter": An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing depth, variety, or creativity in its gameplay and level design. It's a game you can play for less than an hour, or replay for many hours. Need something to distract you from work, boredom, or grinding in other games? Take a Chop Goblins Break, with a fun and satisfying FPS campaign that only takes one sitting to fully experience.
Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future.
And you can finish it in about 30 minutes!
Chop Goblins is a "microshooter": An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing depth, variety, or creativity in its gameplay and level design. It's a game you can play for less than an hour, or replay for many hours. Need something to distract you from work, boredom, or grinding in other games? Take a Chop Goblins Break, with a fun and satisfying FPS campaign that only takes one sitting to fully experience.
FEATURES
- A short but densely packed campaign, designed to be all killer and no filler
- 5 levels set in different time periods
- 5 satisfying and unique weapons, from an antique flintlock to the Mk. II Impaler "Vlad" automatic stake gun
- An assortment of different enemies and minibosses
- Leaderboards, achievements, and secrets, for those seeking replayability
Chop Goblins — game info
- Platforms
- Windows
- Steam Deck
- Verified
- Player modes
- Single-player
- Controller
- Full controller support
- PC Game Pass
- Not included
DLC & expansions
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What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
✦ AI summary
Chop Goblins is a short but charming FPS from the creator of Dusk that offers straightforward, satisfying gunplay wrapped in a humorous package. Players generally praise its fun gameplay loop and appeal to fans of the developer's style, though opinions vary sharply on whether the brief length (around 1-5 hours depending on difficulty and replays) justifies the price, with several suggesting it's best experienced when on sale.
I liek it!! Give me all da cheez1 found this helpful
its a fun shooter
Slicey Dicey!
There is indeed a lot of chopping going on with those goblin fellas.
This has what I think to be the most critically acclaimed story attached to a game that I've played yet. Goblins are everywhere and it's your job to destroy them! Please pick up the weaponry in the library and dismantle this sinister Goblin regime. They want cheese and they steal our infrastructure and they are not human. You also go to Greece (famous Goblin location) and the Future (famous Goblin era). Dracula is also scray and Goblin mode is hard, but no challenge to the true Goblin master! (I'm the Goblin master) I'm also a Goblin.
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