Chop Goblins

Chop Goblins

David Szymanski · 2022 · Boomer Shooter, FPS, Old School, Funny, Fast-Paced

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Overwhelmingly Positive98% · 2,854
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About Chop Goblins

✦ AI summary

Chase loose Chop Goblins through time and space in this bite-sized FPS campaign that delivers full gameplay depth and creative level design in just 30 minutes. Packed with five distinct time-period settings, unique weapons, and satisfying combat, it's the perfect quick-play shooter that begs to be replayed for leaderboards, achievements, and secrets.

You thought it would be fun to break into a nearby museum and root through the artifacts stored there. Little did you know that a dusty chest in the basement imprisoned the evil CHOP GOBLINS.

Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future.

And you can finish it in about 30 minutes!

Chop Goblins is a "microshooter": An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing depth, variety, or creativity in its gameplay and level design. It's a game you can play for less than an hour, or replay for many hours. Need something to distract you from work, boredom, or grinding in other games? Take a Chop Goblins Break, with a fun and satisfying FPS campaign that only takes one sitting to fully experience.

FEATURES

  • A short but densely packed campaign, designed to be all killer and no filler
  • 5 levels set in different time periods
  • 5 satisfying and unique weapons, from an antique flintlock to the Mk. II Impaler "Vlad" automatic stake gun
  • An assortment of different enemies and minibosses
  • Leaderboards, achievements, and secrets, for those seeking replayability

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Base game + 1 of 1 DLC at today's best prices.

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What Steam players say

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Not recommended Jul 10, 2026
ishowspeed speed slowly getting more scared and then screaming as he looks straight ahead at the screen, with the background of hometown from deltarune undertale suspicious loud music plays toby fox / reaction video meme Guy walking like a crab but straight forward while classical epic music plays chest puffed out proud dancing goes in the middle of the street then turns back / reaction video meme
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Recommended Jul 17, 2026
Not too memorable but yet another one in the retro shooter collection. I really like the stake gun, it is very original in my opinion.
Recommended Jul 17, 2026
It's really a good one. I loved especially the vampire level. It's very short but worthy
Recommended Jul 17, 2026
where is da cheese?!?!?!?
Recommended Jul 13, 2026
Slicey Dicey
Recommended Jul 8, 2026
Chop chop chop! Avenge meeee!

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