

Crush Your Enemies
Vile Monarch · 2016 · Strategy, Indie, Action, RTS, Comedy
PC
Very Positive82% · 36863Metacritic
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About Crush Your Enemies
We have all had enough of those cliché fantasy worlds with brave knights, ladylike elves and little people obsessed with jewellery. Generia is just another of those worlds... Thankfully there are evil barbarians coming to plunder, impale, drink beer, use inappropriate language and generally to make things interesting. And guess what? It's you who will lead them!
Go back to the days when you thought real time strategy games were awesome. But this time you don't need to spend a whole hour to just win a skirmish. Jump right into battle and use your rusty strategic and tactical skills to crush hundreds of enemies within minutes! Crush Your Enemies has everything you like in strategy games: planning, choosing different types of units, managing resources, taking enemy territory and outwitting your opponents with the ingenious formations of your men. Only of this strategic goodness is packed into a tight and intense experience you can enjoy no matter how little time you have.
Go back to the days when you thought real time strategy games were awesome. But this time you don't need to spend a whole hour to just win a skirmish. Jump right into battle and use your rusty strategic and tactical skills to crush hundreds of enemies within minutes! Crush Your Enemies has everything you like in strategy games: planning, choosing different types of units, managing resources, taking enemy territory and outwitting your opponents with the ingenious formations of your men. Only of this strategic goodness is packed into a tight and intense experience you can enjoy no matter how little time you have.
Game Features:
- True strategic challenge in a small package: Levels are packed with deep strategic options, but can be completed in shorter bursts
- Super simple controls: Despite the depth of its systems, the game can be controlled with just one Mouse button
- Epic Single-Player campaign: The game features hours of strategic single-player goodness
- Cross-platform multiplayer: Play against your friends and loved ones on PC and mobile devices. The battle never has to end!
- Various Unit Types: Different unit types each have a different role on the battlefield
- Plundered Inventory: Expertly utilize and manage special items that can change the course of battles when used wisely
- Weird Boss Battles: Have you ever battled a Giant Death Snail that has a passion for head-butting? No? What are you waiting for!?
- Story filled with Naughty Humour: So your momma won't mistake the game for her favourite Medieval Village Clickfest!
- Violence, Beer and Curse Words: Enough said……
DLC & expansions
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What Steam players say
Recent verbatim reviews from Steam — separate from playze.io community reviews below.
[b]KAMGUSTA'S MINI REVIEW[/b] It's more of a puzzle game, you have to defeat enemy warriors with yours. It becames a mess when having to manage multiple units at the same time. Graphics is terrible. Not so bad, but not nice. [b]Best played with keyboard & mouse Recommended buy price: 1$ Score: 5/10[/b]1 found this helpful
I want to like this, I really do. But the challenges basically boil down to "we put all these fun mechanics in front of you... but go suck korb's knob, cause we don't want to let you use them all at once." The controls aren't intuitive when I need to try and measure out my troops mid-fight while the computer can basically perform mitosis on the battlefield. Speaking of the computer, if it doesn't like the path enough, it won't play. You can awkwardly stall the enemy out because they'll decide "no this path isn't to my liking i'll just run in a circle" or "what if i just keep rotating between the two potential paths because there's vikings on both sides?" _*_*_ 2/5 stars. I'm off to be a pirate instead.
Definitely not worth full price. Feels like an incomplete mobile game port. The controls are not as smooth as they should be given how simple they are. The levels are puzzle-like which in itself isn't a bad thing, but it's not actually very fun finding the best solutions.
After finishing all campaigns, I can say that Crush Your Enemies is a genuinely fun game. However, whether it truly qualifies as an RTS is something I'll come back to later. Let's start with the presentation. The pixel-art style looks fantastic, the artwork is full of personality, and the campaign dialogue is filled with silly humor and unfiltered language that fits the game's chaotic atmosphere. The sound effects are satisfying too, from the fighting noises to corpses flying across the battlefield. The music is enjoyable, although there are only a handful of tracks, so it can become repetitive during longer play sessions. As for the gameplay, it is straightforward and easy to understand. Unfortunately, that simplicity also means there are not many different ways to approach missions. Throughout the campaigns, I was usually able to complete most challenges and collect nearly all available skulls. However, I did encounter a few frustrating bugs. In some missions, objectives would not register even after I had clearly captured every building. There were also challenges that felt unreasonable, such as requiring a hero to kill 150 enemies while simultaneously keeping specific units a…
super funny game and nice idea.
The command interface is extremely uncomfortable to use and often unresponsive. A lot of the more difficult levels are annoying chasing of perfection that is the opposite of fun. One wrong click or being slightly late and your game is screwed. The experience is actually much worse than what the footage would show because you do not get how much pain and trying goes into making good things happen. The enemy can manage multiple units at the same time without problems while you have to pray that the one you are commanding does not mess up too badly. At least there are a lot of levels - if you like suffering.
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